Howdy, bitch.

men have those slutty veins in their hands and expect you not to lose a lil focus

hey ( with intentions of becoming the love of your life. going on museum and bookstore dates with you )

Okay who cares if someone’s clingy???? They fucking love and adore you??? You don’t like being adored? Loser

this is my inner child btw

???

🌨️when you want to take outfit selfies but you're currently in a blizzard🌨️

he/him (butch lesbian)

I found the greatest reaction set:

@cousin-possum-kc you get back here and share with the class

put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve

WAIT

I love this picture because it’s exactly what Garfield would look like irl

mutuals we are doing this

"My Lord, you are coming back, aren't you?"

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

you, a boring citizen: man i hate my corporate job, but i guess i need it to survive 

nanami kento: man i hate my corporate job. guess i’ll go back to being a wizard 

balenciaga

take this gender quiz I beg you it is literally LIFE CHANGING 

Wait i dont get it what am i