“⚠️⚠️⚠️ This is why you should NEVER stay near the exit of a railway tunnel”

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A question for the ages.

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

A helping hand

BABY OH MY GOODNESS

CONTENT

Indubitably 🧐

The kids are alright

Disney using gay as a weapon against a fascist because taxes is on brand but wasn't on my bingo card for 2023

#honestly it gets event funnier#disney HAS to support gay people publicly now#because they need to have good evidence that desantis is#attempt to punish them for pushing for queer rights#in order to win their lawsuit#so the more desantis reacts and the more disney jabs him with gay people#existing#the better chance they win their suit against him#it's hilarious via @the-final-sif​

I'm so glad that the capitalist hellscape is at least funny

reddit migrants y’all are adorable, it has been a pleasure watching you learn to tumblr like tadpoles coming up on land after growing legs. I am examining your terrarium with great interest

i am being compared to so many delightful critters

simply dont monday

simply don’t tuesday

simply don’t wednesday

simply don’t thursday

Do not cite the deep magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

Cracking open an Opal | source                          

🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Holy balls

YOOOOOOO ✨

That first instant when the fracture opens looks like someone turned on a light inside.

one day i will be recognized for my contributions

His handle on what being gay is doesn’t sound very strong either

His handle on what

being gay is doesn’t sound

very strong either

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

it’s june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

LEE IT’S JUNE

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

HAPPY HALLOWEEN IT’S TIME TO GET SPOOKY!

#all they serve is cunt

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that