the pink nose kills me

Fucking witchcraft oh my god

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

im tired of things costing money

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

y'our

me as a professional therapist  (via done)

savage

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

Reblob to save a life

just reblobbed

reblobbing to help those in need

- every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)

i’m the brother