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Friends, Funny, and Relationships: dalekitsune the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu consultingmoosecaptain See also: Blood is thiekerthan water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth. espurr-roba Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.” It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better! thelastmellophone These made me feel better thelifeofatubaplayer Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ” It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea becausetheintrovert what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these unlimitedtrashworks “Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.” It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are. monsters-and-teeth I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose. evil-shenanigans-alpha I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge alwayswillgraham The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese its-kk-yo I want to make designs out of these. sunderlorn Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like..living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

RE: Far from Home. lol at the parents of the MCU.

You lose your precious children for five years then, like, a month later are totally chill with packing them off to Europe for a week by themselves.

Not to mention, wouldnt these kids still have PTSD from basically being dead for years and struggling to adjust to changed world? 

They’d need therapy, not a week spent boozing and partying.

And you thought Thanos had questionable parenting skills. 

Would they be traumatized?? Maybe the kids that didn’t disappeared but the ones who dissapeared wouldnt know bc peter said “we we’re in space and ig i fainted bc then i woke up”

Being a snap victim would be just as bad as not being one, in certain ways.

You are waking up to a world that moved on without you. That would be, erm, unsettling for a bunch of teenagers in high school.

God knows  there were probably a wave of suicides and divorces in the wake of your disappearance. Your best friend? Oh, they’re in college now. Boyfriend? Girlfriend? They found someone else. Your little brother or sister? Older than you now.

Peter might have gotten lucky in that Ned and MJ were victims too. They’re all in the same boat and can feasibly pick up were they left off. 

It is crazy when you realize that everyone on Peter’s school trip is a snap victim.

They would have to be. 

THAT’S WHAT’S BEEN BOTHERING ME! The way Ned and Peter hugged makes it seem like Ned wasn’t a snap victim and was being reunited with his friends but then why would he be in high school? Unless you’re telling me that everyone was mourning so hard, no one went to school for 5 years?

Ned notably looks no different when Peter sees him. Nor does MJ. (Shit, Natasha and Hawkeye changed their hair.) 

Ned and MJ were absolutely snap victims.

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*
Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

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