does anyone else feel like it’s embarrassing to own things
Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans
darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands
‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“ “NO”
i cant control my hand suddenly
Everyone has seen this post, right? Right?
Honestly, no notes, this is just gorgeous
I don’t think I like what tumblr is insinuating, there is absolutely nothing wrong with me
Not sure why you felt the need to show me these in consecutive order, tumblr
Is it, in fact, you? Is it?
I… I think so??
Hmmmm…..*jots down note in notebook*
You know what’s great about old folk tales? Literally no one in them finds anything weird.
Like, strange golden bird that came out of a tree singing a weird song in plain English? Nice. sing that song again, bird friend
Pretty young girl in the wilderness who refuses to talk and has an attachment to a deer? Imma marry that chick
Talking frog wants to merry me? Sure, whatever man, just get me my golden ball.
Small man appears in my room and offers to solve all my problems if I give him my child? What could possibly go wrong?
Is this what it’s like in New York?
Dude has a death wish
Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.
Truly the family that just keeps giving.
I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.
It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:
You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird
I can’t leave this in the tags, I’m sorry.
Poison bird? Yum
sorry for speeding officer, I was trying to escape the horrors
Me on my way out of Walmart
I baked that there bread for you and here’s a Shiny
Remember guys its not morally wrong if what youre stealing is shiny
You’re absolutely right
Idk what mad scientist needs to hear this today but your googles and lab coat are incredibly flattering and all your experiments will blow away the scientific community who called you a fool.
My googles are always flattering, also what are googles
reblog for a group of crows to choose you as their leader and follow you around every waking moment
Ill be taking that thank you
I need it for…….erm…… my…….important project
"she killed innocent people" ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever
Yes
