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the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

I have no idea how I’m going to top Max’s 3rd birthday. Obviously it was the highlight of his life. -_-

I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog

He’s ready for an adventure

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

Chris Brogan (via icarusambition)

there’s a new sheriff in town

when you get your period at school

Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

a crow is a mother

Elizabeth Smart, By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept. (via girlsjunk)

I’m posting this gif almost entirely because of this mans untuck…

dbz landing.

for a while i thought this was just reversed, but then i realised that you can’t reverse the landing.. WHAT THE FUCK. How you do that son?!

i can barely get out of bed without tripping

and then there’s this asshole

This is some graceful, superhero shit right here. 

Hi yes I would like to report a lost super hero.

That’s so beautiful.

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

WE ARE SUCH A BROKEN COUNTRY

This is such an interesting breakdown/graph.

I like Minnesota

So I really wasn’t kidding when I said one of my university teachers brought in Doge masks for us all to wear for a “class photo”. >___>

Omg hahahahah this is great!!!

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

I’m lying on the ground.