I did not know you could do this..
Just no, no he won’t
I don’t know why but I can just hear the condensation in the “if you drink it you orgasm forever” like “ that’s why it’s called that”
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Trans girl lesbian here, let’s see how many you can get
ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.
ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals
N o m
⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️
everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.
@talkingteardrop tell others about this ^^
OHHH MICROWAVES~
WBUIEWBUOEWBBUOEWbuo I WONDEE HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE
@invisible-hidden GET OVER HRE
This be good way to be ❗️❗️
i live for this specific type of mischief
YES LETS DO IT
Gimme a minute.
Part 1
@absurd-construct @aileaxthevoidien @extra-ace-wizard @aroace-wizard @f4y3w00d5 @the-wizard-library @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @the-gnomish-bastard @the-illegal-wizard-council @thatgayforkcrow @the-kobold-bastard @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @slutty-wizard-council @sluttyambiguouswizard @thesluttyvampirewizard @chaos-familiar @combustion-witch @carnivalwizard @evilwizard @lil-adhd-wizard @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @wizardvalshadar @wizardsisananimal @wizard-spells @wizard-council @a-mushroom-wizard @draco-the-chaos-quetzal @bobbyzombiegg @terrencetheshark14 @good-wizard @pollution-wizard @slymewitch @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @mynaemtony @ripleyalamode @inbox-clown @monsterfucker-research-wizard @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @wizard-detective-apprentice @detectivewizzard @goblinofthelaboratory @darkblade-the-unending-curse @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @siley-the-wizard @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @verylegalwizard @the-better-gnomish-bastard
Part 2
@the-gnomish-bastards-mother @wizard-island-trading-co @wild-west-wizardry @a-random-black-and-white-cat @wizard-bureau-of-investigation @wizard-wylin-wylerian @panem-crustus @shotgunspellcaster @the-gnomest-bastard @blobbiedaykeeppcaway @yeast-wizard @gobbodegoblin @gobodegoblin @fattocatto-wizard @ashen-the-tiefling @awizardsdisaster @drew-bard-for-hire @drewpdrop @forgettable-dumbass @gengarkisser @gnomishgimmy @goblinchief @helloitsmethatwizard @irlactualwizard @nothingbutgog @pointlessmagic @profeshinul-wizurd @scavenging-apprentice @wizard-of-many-hats @l1terally-justawizard @dicklessswonder @wild-magic-wizard @the-mystic-council @wizardoftheisles @boospookyghostwizard @average-void-wizard @kasey-the-goddess-of-death @agentldiddy @the-fenris-wolf @lazarus-the-revived @amethyst-aster @danmaku-wizard @softandwigglybones @dova-p-i
On it boss🫡
Let’s get to work everyone
The cackle I let out
I
I guess that’s right but what
has this made its way over here yet because it's fucking killing me
This is so horridly good
reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay
I’m always tired and a lil gay
I will never get over this amazing sign from p5s
I love how this fuckin sign had just weirdly small comic sans like text then just
Also that little have a good day in the corner
I couldn’t resist.
Apologies everyone.
Original sound by umbylicious
Ok how many people did shuichi fuckin romance
Seriously, man just spent all the free time in the game getting gifts and stuff, man got all the special cutscenes and stuff just to get everyone
look what they found!
Who needs strength in numbers when you have a knife
I love the bonus mode in the rtdl remake it’s just this
No, he cant, who’s gonna see how long he lasts tho?
Not sure how many of my the follower ppl are bots, nor do I know what to do about them, here’s a random image

Alright fun group activity, let’s make the worst/best FNaF fan game mechanics,
Starting with one gimmick that handles one of the characters, the next person who reblogs must give it a catch that aggros another character, then introduce a gimmick that’s handles it.
Here we go,
To keep Bonnie in the fake office you need to refill the coffee maker.
the coffee maker is loud and irritates freddy which in turn makes him mad at you. somehow
to keep him at bay, you have to play the nightcore version of never gonna give you up
The rickroll angers the puppet if it’s on too long as it gets in the way of it’s own music, making its unwinding go faster
Alright fun group activity, let’s make the worst/best FNaF fan game mechanics,
Starting with one gimmick that handles one of the characters, the next person who reblogs must give it a catch that aggros another character, then introduce a gimmick that’s handles it.
Here we go,
To keep Bonnie in the fake office you need to refill the coffee maker.
To keep Springtrap away you have to place cardboard cuttouts of crying children around the place
But keeping them up for too long without spring trap going to them will anger phantom puppet
Moon big?
Moon big
Moon big
How many people would die to telefragging per year if we had teleportation? What would be the charge for it? Would it be manslaughter or murder?
idk how to title this
so. if Christianity is right, god had to see the Vaporeon copypasta and do it anyway, as well as the jar stuff, basicly just think of all the stuff that makes you think "why world, why?" and its all of that
random 2 am thoughts
What do demons do in they're spare time?
How long does it take somebody to think the exact thing somebody else thought?
how many times will i be woken up because my mind hates me?
Why do people think weird texts are gonna get them bitches(they wont)
uhh... im running out
imma go knock myself out now








