you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Me

Reblog this post to turn the previous user into a Creature

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

Reblog for Freddie Mercury level belief in yourself this new year! 

I’ll fucking do it, darling

Take this energy into 2020, y’all, and just fucking do it darlings 💋

im going to dismantle you

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

I want this on my tombstone

[ Image is a photo of a label for what is presumably a plant, that says “I am not dead. I am dormant. See you soon” ]

Keep on trolling in the free world

Me right now. And dammit, it sucks.