his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men
captain-price-officially
Tell me you’ve never met a girl without telling me you’ve never met a girl.
feminescu
i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing
Won’t lie, if I were having a rough time and the office himbos brought me mac and cheese I would be cured.
These guys are really on to something here.
idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn't be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don't understand why they did it I'm not gonna feel any better
"Sorry for hurting your feelings earlier. I was trying to say x, but I guess it came across wrong. I don't think you're stupid."
or
"Sorry I snapped at you. I didn't get enough sleep last night so my patience is a little low today."
is a better apology than
"I want you to know that I am sorry that my actions offended you. I take full accountability for my actions and I am listening and learning. I hear you."
Do you ever binge read someone’s work on ao3 and get the urge to serenade them, like, hello my fair fic author you have wooed me with your excessive flowery metaphors and complete lack of plot, even your messy 3am fics with very visible flaws are gorgeous, your self indulgent dynamics have enchanted me, please accept my kudos
Okay, I wanna get aragorn's prophecy tattooed on my right arm bit i'd love for it to be in sindarin or quenya and written in tengwar
Problem: i'm not big of a nerd enough to learn it and I don't trust pinterest. Is anybody here who could help me?
I don't want a tattoo that looks cool but is completely wrong🥲
i loved the part in esc 2023 where käärijä won and he performed his reprise with bojan and the rest of joker out. and also when luke black came in the top five and also jann was there. and also when the juries all exploded
if finland got all 444 points from televoting, it would’ve been only 11 points above sweden. vituttaa.