What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

#i think you just cured teen pregnancy

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The bravest woman on Earth.

zunofficiallyjuni:

I’m so happy she won. An inspiration for everyone.

My boyfriend knows what’s up

i wonder if my dad’s dick looks like mine

i know for a fact my dad has a big dick so i think its passed down

nice so his must look good

This is why I can’t fuck with white boys smh

what the fuck is wrong with yall

you never even a little curious?

Oh my god

Press play and enjoy fuckers.

holy

At first I’m just like “it’s fucking clapping, I don’t ca-” and then he began to sing and I took in such a deep breath my uncle had to make sure I was ok.

GOOD BYE FRIENDS I AM GONE

If you don’t reblog an acoustic version of My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light ‘Em Up), something is wrong with you.

THIS IS SACRED

​I don’t usually reblog music but this is definitely worth it 100%

I JUST HAD A STROKE OF LOVE FOR THIS

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THANK YOU

i'm 5'3 and i will fight ur tall ass i don't give a fuck

[dontsweatthapetty]

FUCK GHOSTS MAN

STOP FUCKIN WIT OUIJA BOARDS. YALL AINT LEARNED YET??

ask any teenager what type of music they listen to and 99 percent of the time they’ll say ‘anything but country’

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

This is a little too important

HAHAHAHAHA !

My luck

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