What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.
The bravest woman on Earth.
My boyfriend knows what’s up
i wonder if my dad’s dick looks like mine
i know for a fact my dad has a big dick so i think its passed down
nice so his must look good
This is why I can’t fuck with white boys smh
what the fuck is wrong with yall
you never even a little curious?
Oh my god
Press play and enjoy fuckers.
holy
At first I’m just like “it’s fucking clapping, I don’t ca-” and then he began to sing and I took in such a deep breath my uncle had to make sure I was ok.
GOOD BYE FRIENDS I AM GONE
If you don’t reblog an acoustic version of My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light ‘Em Up), something is wrong with you.
THIS IS SACRED
I don’t usually reblog music but this is definitely worth it 100%
I JUST HAD A STROKE OF LOVE FOR THIS
Why Declawing is a Bad Idea (An 1-minute guide)
THANK YOU
i'm 5'3 and i will fight ur tall ass i don't give a fuck
FUCK GHOSTS MAN
STOP FUCKIN WIT OUIJA BOARDS. YALL AINT LEARNED YET??
ask any teenager what type of music they listen to and 99 percent of the time they’ll say ‘anything but country’
You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.
THIS NEEDS TO HAVE IT’S OWN BILLBOARD
This is a little too important
My luck





