you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

mcr released new mus—

THEY WERE TELLING THE TRUTH

Portraits by James Van Der Zee 

LIL NAS X for GQ Man of the Year | 2021 photographed by Pari Dukovic

Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.

The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby

Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr

An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.

it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.

mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.

Great post everybody

Milk Bar x Ted Lasso Biscuits

Ingredients                                                  

2 sticks unsalted butter (softened)

1 ⅓ cup confectioner’s sugar

3 tablespoons light brown sugar

3 ea egg yolks (3 each egg yolks)

1 ¾ cup ap flour (all-purpose flour)

½ (scant) teaspoon kosher salt

Yields

Makes 12 Lasso size pieces

Method

Step 1: Heat the oven to 315F and pan spray an 8x8” baking dish.

Step 2: In a medium bowl, mix the butter and sugars together vigorously until smooth.

Step 3: Stir in the egg yolks.

Step 4: Add the flour and salt, mix just until the dough comes together. The less you mix the dough, the more posi vibes your biscuits will have.

Step 5: Press dough into an even layer in the pan and bake at 315F for 45 minutes until a thin, golden brown layer forms on top.

Step 6: Cool completely before cutting into 2 even columns and 6 even rows.

Tag.

Hide-and-seek is still the most popular game, but tag is starting to catch on more and more. At least their version of it, which consists of just running and jumping while giggling. 

I didn’t participate for once so I could take some photos from a safe distance. Taking pictures while playing tag is not possible because I have to be extremely careful in order to survive.

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

Tequila Cabeza, Salva Lopez

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ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

BUZZFEED DO NOT INTERACT

…can i get an explanation for this post?!

buzzfeed put this post in a listicle so i added pictures so it would throw off the format of the article when embedded. and i like sasuke

hate when people try to psychoanalyze me. all you need to know is that i think i'm the funniest person in the room and at least the second hottest at all times, and i'm mentally ill about it

this is my brain responding to the differences in Anime Man facial features

#Whore of the Hill

What ?

dracula queefed whats not to get

Witch Aesthetics

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

All I see are Good Pupps. 

All I see are Fereldans trying to one up each other on their knowledge of dog breeds

A dog named Beanie wearing an anti-coyote vest

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/12/beanie-the-dog-coyote-vest/577540/

^ If you live in an area with coyotes I actually recomend those

Reblog to make your puppets heckin punk AF

And then there’s this guy

The above cat is @cat-cosplay

Please give credit!

We’ve done functional armor too.