Hit him where it hurts, Cassandra! (Apollo is the WORST.)
what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to
who The fuck names meds “Zoloft” sounds like some dark wizard cursing me for not wiping my feet before I enter his house and “sertraline” is his snakewife
i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days
thank god i screen shot it
POWEROUS
I love this, because there’s obviously something very clever going on to analyse patterns of language, but it’s also profoundly ignorant.
[ID: A screenshot of a Grammarly correction, labelled “clarity: conciseness”. The original text reads “Every book, which wasn’t many…” This is crossed out with the suggestion “Everyn’t many book” and the note “Consider shortening this phrase.” /end id]
Story time: this reminds me of some kids in an English class I’m in. They were doing written work and the teacher and I were going around checking their work. They had to do like, “do/do not”, and one example was “prepare”. Something like “My father does not/doesn’t prepare dinner”. I look at this one kid’s paper and this galaxy-brained child had written “My father preparen’t dinner” and it took everything in me to not lose it laughing right there like. This child saw a pattern and ran with it and I respect that.
Intermittentlysmitten hid this in the tags and shouldn’t have.
Twitter users in blissful ignorance
He's fucking rocking it tbh, godspeed to him or something
about fucking time
Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.
Sigil of Dopamine
THIS^^^
And if you do get paid for your ideas/writing during the strike, that is considered scabbing and you will be barred from the WGA for life, as per this email from the Blacklist:
And, because a lot of people don't understand this bit, this is about you selling your ideas or writing to US-based TV studios or movie studios who are part of the AMPTP. There is no strike against book publishers. Nor audiobooks, graphic novels, or poetry publishing. Or just writing.
Read the above from the WGA.
being a catgirl doesnt have to mean being small and feminine... it is about having cat characteristics and there are indeed many cat experiences to be found and identified with, many one could relate to. you could be a garfield catgirl. a bonifacy catgirl. a straycatj catgirl. endless possibilities
saving this twitter thread here bc there's no way this site is lasting to the end of the year and this needs to be preserved
[op is @jungle-golf here and this was reposted with permission! thank you autumn for this gift of a thread <3]
THE LAZARUS PROJECT (2022) created by Joe Barton is a sci-fi thriller about a group of people with a time machine who use it to prevent the extinction of humanity by reversing time every time the end of the world happens (eg. nuclear warfare).
It's a brilliant story about what it means to play god, how can any of us decide what's worth saving especially people whose sense of reality and permanence have been eroded by seeing time erased again and again, seeing life undone over and over. takes the time loop subgenre to totally new levels. it's also kind of hilarious.
also the three main leads are people of colour, played by Paapa Essiedu of I May Destroy You fame, Anjli Mohindra, and Rudi Dharmalingan. Anjli's character is a bisexual woman and the other two guys have insane homoerotic tension. that's it that's my pitch please go watch it <3
qui-gon jinn: look to the Force for guidance, trust your instincts and your connections. the solutions to your problems aren't always the expected ones, and there often isn't one clear right answer
obi-wan kenobi, neurodivergent and a minor, crying: will someone please tell me The Rules
This scene makes me laugh.
Just cause I feel like internally Obi-Wan’s thinking “Cody please don’t tell him he has a reputation it’ll go to his head. Just call him crazy.”
Also:
HANGING OUT did you say?












