Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
who the fuck shaves their legs everyday
THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED
coffee-iv
you missed the best bit
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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”
and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”
and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”
“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”
“oh i’m having a heart attack”
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like, “what is your emergency?”
“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”
“… is it… your blood?”
“yes i think so”
“do you know where it’s coming from?”
“probably the stab wound”
“have you been stabbed?”
“oh yah definitely”
In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug
“Twenty one pilots are gonna have a song in the suicide squad movie” is a sentence that probably made the CEO of hot topic nut
really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies
Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.
And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.
I was naked and for some reason not allowed to put any clothes on (I don’t really remember why) meanwhile everyone around me acted as if it was normal for me to be butt naked at work and ignored it even when I put my boob into their milkshake to get a reaction out of them
smolbutreallytol
looking at a url makes a great difference
always-returning
I’m the someone
sampsans
This is honestly me when I show my damn self a video
Source: jigglypuffsvevo
that moment when you decide to vote for someone
orcas
IM C RYING
embelish
Omfg
94li
wtf….I can’t even walk without tripping how she do that……
joanbaezwife
this is so beautiful