okay why strive for a relationship like harley quinn and the joker when there’s love like carl and ellie’s
Didn’t she die
well sure, but after like, the longest and happiest life together living out their own little adventures. they both lived really full lives, and they loved each other so much through every second of it
i’d say those are the ultimate relationship goals
“didn’t she die” breaking news. perfect relationships now grant you immortality
Do we have to
does it look like he’s asking a question? no? then get tropical
100 to 0
IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU
oh wait this is actually pretty good thank you
he attac but then he snac
where the fuck do people keep meeting each other? i’ve never met one person in my fucking life
wearing a necklace is like: *moves clasp to the back* *moves clasp to the back* *moves clasp to the back* *moves clasp to the back* *m
Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems.
Me: sees an opportunity to be petty
Me:

when you try to finish side quests before doing the main one and finishing side quests just creates more side quests
I wish I could show this to my dog and we could have a laugh over it






