Anime, Phan And Band Trash

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

people who say “melk” instead of milk

I say melk…

you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk

are you really going to beat up all of holland

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 

I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

hello friends

literally me

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

“i’m gonna do it. i’m gonna write,” i whisper to myself as i continue to browse tumblr

Phil: Hello, DanandPhilGAMES (insert noun of choice here)

Dan: *repeats aforementioned noun in a judgemental tone*

Phil: *defensive justification*

first things first i’m

now that’s what i call ineffective tumblr discourse! featuring such hits as “why aren’t you talking about this thing you didn’t know about”, “this 3-hour-old post has 20k notes instead of 100k clearly you’re all willfully ignoring it”, “if you don’t reblog this you’re a bad person”, & more manipulative bullshit that only exists to make the person saying it feel holier than thou!

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis 🚀✈️🌚🐳🚙👳😺💥💩👽🏃💃 computer users FUCK u

If someone has made it clear that they don’t want you anymore, just let it go, stop making up excuses to randomly pop up in their lives

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

okay… wHO ALLOWED THIS?! (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)尸

THIS VINE IS ICONIC

“why do you want to take a picture of that store” - my mom

“was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out” - a life story