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Fuck Yes! Duck Gently Passing Over Wave

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Jon | 25 | he/him •
avatar by @psygull
header by @onwardandjonward (my art blog hehe)

Hi I'm Jon

You can talk to me if you want to!

I promise I don't bite; just be respectful and remember that I'm a real person. If you don't know what to say you can always just send me a picture of an animal or something.

I don't monitor who follows me.

I block terfs, radfems, nazis, etc when I see them. Other than that, what you see is your responsibility. If my content isn't up your alley or isn't appropriate for you, don't follow.

If you want me to tag content, just ask.

I'll do my best to remember. I might forget sometimes so please be patient, and it's okay to remind me; I appreciate the help while forming a new habit.

I don't reblog most donation posts, signal boosts, etc.

I'll reblog a donation post if you're a trusted friend of mine but beyond that I can't always filter out scams or misinformation.

Some of the trigger tags I use below the cut:

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Dark Souls Gamer 1: anyon1 have any tips for cheesing the ceaseless discharge boss. I'm stuck idk what I'm doing wrong. thanx

Dark Souls Gamer 2: Only pathetic casual cucks resort to cheese strategies. Just fight the boss normally

Leave-in conditioner by my bathroom sink: I have frizz-reducing hydration for luscious curls with bounce and shine!

Inspecting the price, quality and craftsmanship of the food at a local burger joint to determine the neighborhoods quality like some sort of modern American haruspex

Walking into Juan's Homestlye Burger with a deer skull headdress and disassembling the burger, occasionally muttering "ahhh" or "hmmm" and determining that based on its proper internal temperature, humble mexican-american price point, and deft use of chipotle sauce, that this neighborhood is an auspicious location for my colony of broke transgender legionaries to share a 2 bedroom apartment.

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

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[so caffeinated my ears are ringing at harmonic frequencies known only to insects and elevator ghosts] i think i hauve premonitions

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

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calendargirlthesnowman

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

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moonofpoosh

I don’t believe you.

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painterkid

just watch

One day my mom overheard me and my friends talking about anime and asked what "tsundere" meant. After I explained it to her, she said, "oh, so it's just like you then", which is NOT something you can come back from

For a few weeks later she took to calling me "tsundere" at any given opportunity. It was hellish and my friends never let me live it down