Things

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

A witch wearing a bunny onesie was in my backyard and turned my brother and dad into cats. Before she left, the witch turned the rest of my family into cats as well.

I was transported to the central hub of all dimensions in the known universe. Our dimension was known as Universe 7. The entryways to other dimensions were each guarded by Barack Obama.

Frida Kahlo (deceased)

a scene from the movie “grave of the fireflies” watercolor illustration

whoever first decided to stab small holes in their ears so they could put shiny things in it was a fucking genius

gay😒irl

if we don’t become best friends, spending the entire summer together, and then one night we spontaneously pull an all nighter together and then around 5am when it starts to get light out we go to the beach, and then it starts raining once we get there, we play in the rain, and you don’t stop, look at me, and then confess that you’ve been in love with me this whole time, than seriously what’s the point?