be the wizard you wish to see airbrushed on the side of van
my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas
Map of American National state foods
Map of powerful local spirits who may be contracted for boons/abilities
Source: reddit.com
reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it
batterkind
HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!
Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ Ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｅｌｅｃｔｉｃ ｓｅｎｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓ ｏｆｆｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｉｍ ＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！
disneyisqueen
The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious
I will always reblog Mr. Electric Kill Him
It’s so funny
this image is beautiful to me it is holy, this should be in a gallery
Life may suck but at least youre not scrolling through tiktok right now
She gave up her fucking life
a mother's love knows no bounds
i love that motorcycles exist. like i'm genuinely so glad that someone was like "what if bikes were as fast as cars and could turn you into roadkill if you hit a pothole"
what if there was a vehicle so dangerous you had to wear armor to drive it
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down
