HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

the gif i was thinking of when i made this post

You can't spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

:)

whats your name. whats the color of the sky. whats the opposite of down

LoL players: i play LoL

WoW players: i play WoW

me:

He dropped a dime on his boy!

Everyone turns their nose up at bacon bits on salad when the cameras are rolling but behind closed doors.....

Bacon bits are for dog treats

I'm a bitch to some actually.

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

did hillary clinton ever give amy adams her pen back