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The SFW spinoff of an nsfw spinoff blog

@dsd-sfw-edition

Most people have a porn blog spinoff of their sfw; this is my place for sfw reblogs apart from my dark-secretdesires blog. Hope everyone enjoys!
Anonymous asked:

👉👈 hi

this is my first time ever requesting but can you write headcanons for sidon x male lover for pride month?

Oh PLEASE I am such a Sidon simp its unreal- I hope you enjoy and I hope I did your first request justice!!!

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  • Sidon is a very charming and gentlemanly Zora
  • He is very polite when he talks to you, even when he’s flirting (“Ah! Hello my love, you look so wonderful today, those short garments suit your frame in such a-” “Sidon, you can just say I look hot”)
  • He calls you “my prince” constantly
  • He fully intends on ruling the Zora kingdom with you, so why wouldn’t he? You’re his prince and future king
  • Loves going swimming with you- even if you can’t swim, because if you can’t swim that means he gets to float with you riding on his chest like a pool floatie or holding his arm while he zips down the river
  • It’s one of his favorite ways to get physical contact with you
  • He especially loves when you fall asleep on him
  • You just look so tiny and happy and safe resting on his chest
  • Yes, Sidon is very big
  • Especially if you are Hylian sized you will only be up to around his hips
  • He considers this size difference to be very perfect
  • He loves walking beside you and being able to stand so protectively behind you
  • He also loves that you’re right at the height of his di-
  • Sometimes he gets scolded by other Zora for dating someone who isn’t a Zora
  • He does not care about these scoldings
  • He loves you very much and would deal with any number of grumpy old people scowling at him to be with you
  • Plus he can always just kiss you really hard after they pout about it
  • It feels defiant and he gets to kiss you
  • He also leaves lots of lovebites
  • The lovebites are very large
  • They are also very dark
  • He’ll occasionally apologize for how sharp his teeth are or how big his mouth is but you always tell him not to worry about it
  • You could never imagine complaining about it- though there’s a high probability that you would faint from embarrassment if you ever tried to tell him the extent of how you felt about those lovebites and sharp kisses
  • He’s very grabby and can get kind of clingy, especially if you were recently hurt or in danger
  • It’s the worrier in him, he wants you to be okay all the time
  • He also encourages you on absolutely everything
  • Sidon is just as head over heels for you as you are for him
  • You will always be his prince and he will never stop adoring you
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image how much better if everyone, adults, teens, younger kids, all got recess. like if everyone got 45 minutes to an hour to just play around outside, do fun things, be “childish” and things

like my post you cowards, imagine it!

a judge: the court will now take a recess

all the lawyers: [scramble to put on sneakers and get to the playground first]

I have not see any new shows since I saw TDP… BTW I don’t want love romance, but I hope Rayla to be like a knight to protect the Callum forever and ever….

So the new Guardians of Childhood Jack Frost book revealed that Jack’s staff is a spirit named Twiner.  He’s able to change into a human form and as soon as I learned that, I realized I could ship it XD

Thus my first sketch of Jack and my take on Twiner.   

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Not what I meant to upload but  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Never doubt my lack of self-control. Open on a new window for decent quality. Tumblr, wtf. [Image Description: Viperion faces left, standing straight with his eyes closed and a smile on his face.  Ladybug approaches him from behind, smiling, with her hands behind her back]