#QuietQuitting sounds like capitalists complaining about their waning exploitation.
ultimately i guess my advice when it comes to figuring out your gender identity and expression is: think of it like you're in a dressing room, but for your gender, and just shop around, try things out and see what fits. you can always return anything that doesn't fit right.
also: there's no limited free trial before you have to commit and you don't have to provide any receipts as proof of purchase, and if anyone tells you otherwise, fuck em. oh, they want to speak to the manager? baby you are the manager
I remember seeing a clip of this years ago this ISNT a case of lazy translation he’s literally saying “speaks Japanese” IN Japanese
@t-e-reynolds ok so boom
- smeyer wakes up from a vivid dream on june 2, 2003
- smeyer’s dream inspires her to write twilight
- twilight gets published (2005) and the books and movies become a global phenomenon
- e.l. james writes a bdsm twilight fanfic titled master of the universe
- master of the universe is later published as fifty shades of grey (2011)
- the fifty shades book series becomes wildly popular
- fifty shades of grey gets adapted into a movie (2015), in which dakota johnson is cast as protagonist anastasia steele in her breakthrough role
- the fifty shades movie series also becomes wildly popular and dakota johnson’s acting career takes off
- dakota goes on ellen degeneres’s talk show, where ellen tries to play dakota for a fool and dakota shuts that shit down
- people start noticing that ellen has a tendency to make her celeb guests feel very uncomfortable and is terrible to her employees
- ellen makes the decision to end her talk show in 2022 after 19 years
no because i think we're forgetting some important history
shut up, the stupid fictional gay people in my phone make me happy
So I was thinking about Evil Women, as one does, and I think I've cracked the code. There's a taxonomy here, and they all fit into it somewhere.
I present to you: The Axis of Female Murderers:
To demonstrate:
you CAN 👏 NOT 👏 tell me Aang wouldn’t love fart jokes. Boy is an AIR bender from Prankster Island. He’s airbending his farts at people. He asks Sokka to pull his finger and launches himself 50 feet in the air. He does this every single day. Sokka laughs at it every single time.
I can’t even say he finds it so funny because he’s 12 because I also find it funny and I am in my 20s
That's not how demographics work.
It could be if we’re all brave enough
Reblog to turn everybody gay by 2047
what if we kissed while the two musical motifs representing our characters overlapped, complimenting each other perfectly
This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.
Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.
Anonymous asked:
did you just say parrots are gay? what 😂😂
this cunt is literally a pride flag
Girls love me because I am cute and autistic
Girls find me endearing because I can't figure out social cues so there's always something Off about me
Girls are attracted to my bizarre creature sounds I occasionally make
villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman
beast-glatisant
this energetic and diabolical boy was rescued from a goon hoarding situation… he loves pulling levers, gloating, and turning cranks with great abandon. prefers to be the only goon. needs an active lair with plenty of enrichment.
Just something important to add to this post is that if you’re considering adopting a new evil henchman (and adoptions get especially popular when posts like this go viral) then please consider an older lackey? Everybody loves new and young goons (especially purebreds like hunchbacks and toadies) because they’re small and cute, and that unfortunately leaves a lot of our more veteran lackeys unadopted. It’s especially troubling because you never know how a young goon will turn out, since their personalities can be so fickle. People fall in love with sniveling and nasty new goons at the shelter and take them home, but at a year old they’re struggling to train it and it’s already on a redemption arc with their goody two-shoes nemesis. With an older lackey, you get what you see because they’re much more developed and experienced with all sorts of loathsome machinations. Older lackeys make phenomenally obsequious and cruel companions, even if it does take a few schemes and plots with it to fully earn its trust, so please don’t think a brand new goon is necessarily the best choice for your hideout!
There was a really big cowboy-looking dude in the coffee shop, and after a while I realized he seemed to be staring at me, and I was getting uncomfortable until he suddenly startled and came over to say "I'm so sorry, ma'am, I wasn't trying to stare at you. There is a HUGE bird behind you." And lo and behold, right outside the window, there was an absolute unit of a crow.
I’m starting to suspect that the only way to get my fics written is to write them
That’s how they get you.