i love how it’s literally been a decade since this aired and it’s still so iconic 

“You look like Luther Van Dross” killed me then and it kills me now.

legends only!!!

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

so, a vampire?

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

Is it your blood?

it is blood, yes

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

the universe has a crazy way of working out and right now i need to just trust that

why does she will be loved by maroon 5 make me feel……..like that

this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen

I don’t think this is obvious but you need to listen with the sound on because the whole point is the announcers.

Announcer: “It’s a good thing he has a Nurse to help him off the ice.”

Other announcer: “Uggghhhh.”

True.

Mission accomplished.

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex

anyone else in this thread a slut for garlic

When your “boyfriend” haven’t texted you in a week.

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

me at 2 pm vs me at 2 am

So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb

The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying

This has got to be my favorite ending to any episode of all time. 

The ridiculousness of it all.

The narrator.

The voice crack.

I weep at this perfection.