nOPE NOT TAKIN ANY CHANCES

Ah well, I’d rather not Claude be on my bedside

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

[college ad] High schoolers: You’ve sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

Pete Wentz is fab.

Pete Wentz is FOBulous.

Pete Wentz is fab.

he liked that joke so much he couldn’t even wait for someone to legit set it up for him

Please stop and read this.

I’m doing a project on gay rights in today’s society.

So if you believe that same sex couples should be allowed to get married, please reblog this.

This would be a lot of help, thank you.

; The Beatles sitting on royalty. ❤️

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

please help

SIGNAL BOOST THIS. If we can get a person a fluffy chicken, we can make this happen.

Gravity (2013)

Coming from a state champion baker:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 

Thank you