Uhura: He's not really my type.
Chapel: What is your type?
Uhura: Girls, mostly.
Spock: my future mate must be of the utmost logical mind and—
Kirk: *trips over a plant and apologizes to it*
Spock: — I want that one.
Uhura is probably wooing Chapel by serenading her with this song
How Vulcans try to comfort Humans during emotional breakdowns
Anyone else feel that depressing moment when you excitedly open a message in your inbox only to find out it's a pornbot?
Jim: What’s wrong Scotty? Is it the quantum carburetor or something?
Scotty: Quantum carburetor? Jesus Jim, you can’t just add a sci-fi word to a car word and hope it means something. Looks like something’s wrong with the micro-verse battery.
The Adventures of Captain T’Pring, First Officer Uhura, and their CMO Gaila (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
the sabotage scene from star trek beyond but with fireflies by owl city
Ben: we have a baby now, we have to put away your 246 swords now
Ben: also this giant man eating plant. why do we even HAVE that?
Hikaru: NOT WILLIAM
Jim: I like your pants.
Spock: Thanks. They were 50% off.
Jim: I'd like them 100% off.
Spock: Stores cannot just give away free merchandise.
Jim: That's not what I-
Spock: That would be an illogical way to run a business, Jim.
Kirk: that was pretty spocktacular huh
Bones and Spock in unison: I will pay you to never say that again
every time jj abrams adds a lens flare in aos:
when you’re going through your day minding your own business and then it happens
out of the blue
star trek feelings