Kitten and owlet friendship (source)

Cop Drama written by 7 year olds. i’m not even joking, this is my favorite vine ever

I JUST FUCKING DIED OMG I WANT 6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE

i wanna know the story behind this

What the FUCK

I can’t help falling in love with you

Ugh the feels the feels so hard

Panic! + First Staves

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The Signs As Aliens

Aries: Strong, fierce aliens with skin in various shades of red. They live on a desert planet in large adobe castles with their extended family clan. Known to be very protective, these aliens often battle other clans who threaten the safety of their families and are skilled warriors. However, they are very generous and family oriented during times of peace

Taurus: Small, entrancing aliens with flowing green hair and camouflaged bodies to blend into their thickly forested planet. Animal life is abundant and diverse, with many strange species that these aliens have tamed and live alongside as equals. These animals are gifted with the ability to communicate with all types of life on their planet, flora and fauna

Gemini: Clever, winged aliens with small bodies that adapt easily to the many climates of their planet. Instead of four seasons, these aliens are accustomed to twelve and live in treetops or on mountainsides. Visitors find this species of alien to be tricky but kind-spirited, often telling riddles and playing pranks on any other species of extraterrestrials passing through their planet

Cancer: Kind, quiet aliens who live in large communities scattered across their planet, which is covered in pink vines and blue clouds that rain a sweet smelling substance similar to water but does not make the surface of the planet wet almost constantly. Small and delicate in stature, these aliens are tougher than they look and often go on dangerous missions throughout the galaxy to deliver care packages to planets in need

Leo: Regal aliens with banded gold and pale pink skin and wide, bright green eyes. They live on a warm, sunny planet covered in white sand, palm trees, and cool, crystal-clear streams. Proud and sophisticated, these aliens live in jewel-studded palaces and welcome visitors to their planet. But be warned - enemies of these aliens face certain death at the jaws of vicious, huge feline creatures that roam the planet and only obey the command of native aliens

Virgo: These aliens have deep purplish skin and dark, shimmering hair. They live on a planet with a mild climate and a permanent state of nighttime, which has led them to become gifted astronomers. Not only do they map stars and constellations visible from their home planet, these aliens also send search parties to other planets to investigate and map every area they can possibly explore. They are also known for their great architectural feats. Quiet and private, these aliens only communicate telepathically

Libra: Elegant aliens with lavender skin and silver hair laced with pearls. Though small, their planet is covered in blue grass and beautiful, roofless marble structures so the sky, which remains clear and starry even in the daytime, is always visible. Known for making a pink beverage similar to wine, these aliens are accepting of most extraterrestrial visitors and very sociable

Scorpio: Reptilian aliens with iridescent red, dark blue, or black scales. They live mostly underwater on a planet that is entirely ocean except for chains of lava rock islands created by active volcanoes. Known to be very mysterious, these aliens rarely make contact with extraterrestrials from other planets and seem to communicate in a way that is impossible for any other alien species to decode

Sagittarius: Daring and adventurous, these aliens come in all shapes, colors, and sizes and rarely stay on one planet for long and instead prefer to venture in groups from one planet to another. They are usually welcomed by other alien species, but sometimes find that trouble has a way of following them wherever they go and end up banished. Because of their fearless nature, banishment does not stop these aliens from returning to some planets which gives them a reputation as outlaws

Capricorn: Tall, steely gray aliens with stunning dark eyes. They live on a completely frozen planet that is always covered in snow, but beneath the snowy surface they built a warm network of bright tunnels and grand rooms with high, decorated ceilings. Although private by nature, these aliens have close relationships with family and friends within their underground community. With their sharp intellect, they have formed one of the most technologically advanced alien societies in the universe

Aquarius: Pale blue or green aliens who wander tirelessly across their planet covered in tall orange grass and stormy lakes filled with strange aquatic creatures. Generally loners, they are never spotted in groups larger than three or four but are very devoted to their companions if they have any. These aliens are skilled magicians and most species of extraterrestrials are wary of venturing to their planet because of their strange powers

Pisces: Silver and sky blue aliens with sleek, shimmering bodies. They live on a planet that is entirely covered with a steaming liquid similar to water, but the steam condenses into a layer of purplish, cloud-like fluff that only this species of alien can live on. They speak in a musical tongue and are known to be extraordinary fortune tellers and clairvoyants

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ok duane.gif isn’t hard to find but i SPECIFICALLY need the duane.gif where the whole gif is centered on his face this is very important

YES

YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

why are people so obsessed with English royalty when the best looking one looks like a rusty doorknob

i’m more into the prince of dubai f yeah look at him

he so pretty

sometimes he like dresses down

or poses adorably with a lion cub

but enjoy your prince foot of wales i’m going to follow prince fazza on instagram where i can watch him take selfies with people in tanzania while he does charity work and stuff

Oh my…

My type of royalty

i got the idea to make a scott pilgrim fall out boy parody because i’ve never seen it done before and they’re kind of perfect for it

available at my redbubble store as a print and lots of other stuff!! do me a favor and at least spread the word

All women, including very thin women, have lower bellies that go out slightly instead of in because THERE ARE ORGANS THERE, and that is photoshopped out of models as though having organs shaping the female body is somehow a flaw??

Butts, bellies, and breasts look different when the body is bent in different positions, because skin and fat move, and gravity is a thing. Strange to know that women are humans, hm?

loving this concept

#naughty children will atone for their sins in the b e a r c u b e

Is this a bootleg version of Jurassic World?

Wtf

I love how they’re all Disney.

I love how the person who sings Belle passionately doesn’t know what bonjour means 

Pigeons are a bean’s worst nightmare

My cat’s first car ride

that’s enough internet

OH MY G O D

i wish u clear skin and happiness

A floating dome to let fish take a look outside the pond.