So i guess Capcom said Dragons Dogma 2 will have improved AI to ‘give the world life’ and people are freaking out because “AI” and even putting aside the fact that “video game AI” is a very very very very established concept its kinda funny seeing people freak out and at the same time admitting to not knowing exactly what they’re upset about

Video game AI is taking away jobs from the tiny people who live in the TV

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When people told me they hated Illyasviel von Einzbern or (far worse) that they were “not fans,” I wish I had said in no uncertain terms: “I love Illyasviel von Einzbern. I am in awe of her. I am set free by her. She will be the finest world leader our galaxy has ever seen.”

I wish, in those exchanges, I had not asked gentle, tolerant questions about a hater’s ridiculous allergy to her, or Illya’s fictional misdeeds and imagined character flaws. More deeply still, I wish I had not reasoned with anyone, patiently countered their ludicrous emotionalism and psychologically disturbed theories. I wish I had said, flatly, “I love her.” As if I had been asked about my mother or daughter. No defensiveness or polemics; not dignifying the crazy allegations with so much as a Snopes link.

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my mom says you can come over for a play date on sunday but we cant go into the mirror world or the brutalist house or the bathhouse or the airport BUT the navidson hallway is fair game. and i also have pepsi but you have to bring your own lunch

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Uh oh guys looks like the asbestos defender has logged in! *pan to a fuzzy corpse in the corner covered in fragments*

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I don't rmemeber what asbestos looks like or does

Tips for returning twitter users:

-If it cannot break its egg’s shell, a chick will die without being born.

-We are the chick.

-The world is our egg.

-If we don’t crack the world’s shell, we will die without being born.

-Smash the world’s shell! For the revolution of the world!

redditors take note

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with reddit and twitter imploding, Tumblr Staff sees this as a golden opportunity to "sieze the moment" and roll out changes so awful that everyone here wishes it was a viable option to jump platforms

a woman could stand in front of Keiichi Maebara and paint a tunnel onto a wall roadrunner style while he watched and the moment she was done he would run directly into it full speed without hesitation

Rena, hands covered in wet paint, grinning widely: hey Keiichi-Kun we need to go on through this tunnel. but i need you to go in first because i'm scared. and you need to run really fast so we can make it through as fast as possible. Keiichi i need you to run into this cliff face at full speed Keiichi.

Keiichi:

[Rena stands in front of the new horizon, smiling like she always does. but there's something so sad about her - wide-eyed besides a messy skyline, so scared of what's to come.
the colors aren't quite right. the perspective is crooked, and the horizon seems to slump oddly.
but this is Rena's future. this is the one she fought so hard to make for us. even if it's shoddy, even if she's scared, this her happiness. our happiness. nobody can take this away. so if she's too scared to take the first step forwards -
then i have no choice but to run forwards, without hesitation, without regret, and lead the way.]