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Dude Chicken Little

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Ayase/21/Gender Fluid/They/Australia hey hi welcome hello im ayase and i love my boyfriend @floofysnoof ! ! ! mutuals can ask to follow my personal blog twitter is @untamedhomo icon by @wormalert ! !

no time for that karl…

“It’s them jade helmets illerminati motherfuckers, Cletus! Blow through that got damn door on the count of three!”

*sound of shotgun being cocked*

Your gubmint ain’t takin us alive Satan

Ah do not recognize yer invalid laws

*clutches rosary*

*footsteps growing louder*

ONE!!

*shotgun trained on door*

*Cletus mumbling the Lord’s Prayer*

*even louder*

TWO!

*shaking in fear*

*bracing for inevitable flashbang*

TH–

“Spoopiekins! Your pizza rolls are ready!”

“Dammit ma, don’t sneak up on us next time!” *opens door to basement*