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rainbowdashisthebest
Talk about an egghead lmao
Rainbow Dash, I’ve seen you do this before.
rainbowdashisthebest
…Shut up.
cadenceconfessions
Rainbow Dash you fucking idiot
Right fuckin’ dumbass lol
ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)
ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.
Ok yeah i just have to fix it the middle D, D#, Db keys don't work. that's all. Just a quick repair.
ⓘ Fact check: Though the act was partially motivated by desire to repair, this user views it as having more of a sexual connotation.
ok honestly fuck you for real
ⓘ Fact check: lmaoooooo suck itttttt. you wanna fuck the yamaha ez-200. you wanna fuck the keyboarrddddd
Anonymous asked:
theyre making a new chess piece called the stupid stinker. can't move and sucks
The board
The board
^my backing vocals
my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully
okay so
- be a goth. conservative christian parents don't approve of goth men. show up to their house wearing all kinds of satanic symbols if you can
- know more about religion than the parents. they'll try to introduce you to christianity because you don't exactly look like a christian but your dad's an ex priest and has a phd in theology so *cracks knuckles* you'll correct them on every little mistake they make
- call your fake girlfriend every annoying petname under the sun. i'm talking about babu, shmoopie, snuffleupagus. when you run out of annoying english terms of endearment call her shit like "my liver" or "my little cabbage" (actual greek terms of endearments but the parents won't know this they'll just think you're annoying :3)
- to continue this, talk to your fake girlfriend in the most high pitched annoying voice possible but talk in your regular voice to everyone else
stare at her older brother's ass for just a little too long- have an annoying laugh. think of sybil fawlty but a stereotypical villain playing a church organ in his castle
- let them quote bible verses to you. then ask "so when were those two destroyed for sodomy?". it's very funny to do this when judas kisses jesus, and it's even funnier when you've just corrected them over a minor mistake in church history
- ask WHY abraham was begging for sodom. it doesn't make sense to you why a good christian man would go and beg for tha-
- be over possessive of your fake gf (dont really do this, it's just an act)
go and fuck her brother in an alleyway.the parents won't know about this so it's an optional step- use words no one knows the meaning of. do this without realising because you always talk like that
- just be yourself! that's enough on its own to make them despise you tbh
yes
no we actually just sat in an alley way and talked about the bisexual and communist manifestos for half an hour
Anonymous asked:
Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
penis blast nefarious
diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various
penis blast electrical
penis blast delectable
penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable
sorry
guys please im a twitter migrant what happened with that old dog sanctuary blog pls educate me
So there is a dog shelter(?) for senior dogs called Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary. They had a couple social media pages, among them a tumblr page. They'd repost posts from their Facebook about the different dogs at the shelter, very cute stuff. This goes on for months, it gets popular bc people love dogs. One day the blog (entirely out of the blue) posts "I just want to get dicked down again =/" and then never posts again. Everyone involved was like hey what the fuck so they messaged the Facebook page and they were like hey is the person running your tumblr page okay they've been acting real weird, and the person running the Facebook page was like huh??? We don't have a tumblr page????
My friend posted this the other day and I had to share it. Her cat looks so damn pleased with himself, it’s great.
The question is: why this person has gay pride flag in her window
gaytwunky
well man i’ll give you 4 fucking guesses
balkansoul-deactivated20220924
love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017
fuck you
i won
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Anonymous asked:
Wait you’re a white guy named Brian who is into pup play omg it’s just like family guy
We need kink at pride because “kink” isn’t just kink. “Kink” is:
- That boy wearing jeans that are too tight
- Your neighbors and their “friend” that lives with them
- Having a beard and wearing a skirt
- Wearing any kind of choker
- Literally anything else they decide goes against the “norm”, and it can be literally anything. That is why we need kink at pride.
xkilljoy
No we don't. Respect ppls boundaries. If respect isn't normal anymore what will be normal then? Anything, no matter how it impacts or scars other peoples lives? Kink doesn't belongs to pride.
Look around you. Do you see where “No Kink At Pride” has led? Being transgender is illegal now. Exactly what people said would happen. You know what’s going to be next? Being gay is going to be illegal. Because being gay is not “respecting straight people’s boundaries”. They don’t want to see you. They want to kill you.
Reminder that "hold hands with your same-sex girlfriend/boyfriend" is considered "kink" in many communities.
Is considered "flaunting your sexuality." Sure, it's legal, but do you need to do it in public? Just respect the values of the community and keep the bedroom stuff in the bedroom.
This is the "logic" that pride parades were created to fight.
It does not matter whether that "logic" is applied to "holding hands" or "kissing on the lips" or "wearing a leather harness" or "wearing a dog mask and walking on all fours."
None of these are harmful acts. None of them are innately traumatic to viewers. None are illegal.
All are welcome at Pride.
medical malpractice? not to me. not if it’s you.
Fuck I’m upset I looked into strawberry-crocodile’s callout and stuff and like.
She gets called a fucking “weirdo and a creep” for…
Like holy shit these people don’t care at all about actual harm done to the community, they just want to isolate vulnerable and kinky trans women (note the bitching about “hey transmisogyny?”) I’m sorry this is so fucking upsetting.
also @strawberry-crocodile girl i heard you wanted to hear abt your callout?
oh fuck this is 100% the people who got bitchy abt me mentioning transmisogyny. They’re literally the only people who have called me racist before and here they are whining about me “screaming about transmisogyny”. I enter transmisogyny discourse, I get an ask abt kink, I answer “hey as long as it’s a consenting adult”, and there’s a post calling me a weirdo and a freak and whining abt transmisogyny. Its a hit.
Also of course the fabulous irony of getting mad about me mentioning transmisogyny, and then in revenge accusing me of being a pedo knowing damn well that calling a tranny a freak and a danger to children will get attention. Complete with “oh she’ll probably say this is transmisogyny.” I am 100% done taking these people in good faith. They know trans women are vulnerable within the queer community and they want to suppress that discussion.
Is it too much to ask that people spread this so we can see a clear example of what transmisandry truthers do to trans women who speak up and maybe so there aren’t thousands of people who think i’m a child abuser
sex is fun but it isn't sacred which is part of why we even fight for bodily autonomy and privacy in the bedroom. one night stands and quickies and casual sex are all morally neutral. to mythologize sex as the ultimate intimacy through which people eternally connect is ridiculous and serves only to empower the christofascist regime which uses sex and intimacy as simultaneous weapons of oppression and beneficiary incentives for everyone to stay in line with the status quo.
sex is fun and it feels good and there is nothing wrong with having sex. at the same time sex is nothing particularly special or great either. It's just another thing humans are capable of. we give the concept of sex too much power tbqh.
This makes no sense
it literally could not be more straightforward
thatguyfromthatwebsite
It literally doesnt make sence, both have the same value, they're both $30
I think the failure of many people to grasp an incredibly simple, barebones metaphor is demonstrating implicit bias very well
This dude straight up stated the fucking answer and still can’t understand it, because he’s expecting the answer to be his own views lmao
thatguyfromthatwebsite
No im not expecting anything its just a badly frammed metaphor
Bro you said the answer. Both have the same value despite different sizes. It’s simple. Basic. Elementary.
thatguyfromthatwebsite
But it never says that, it just asks you wich one is greater and the text ends there, wich leads you to thinking that one indeed has greater value then the other, and that the one with the greater value is the answear
It asks you which one has the greater value and what is the answer to that question?
thatguyfromthatwebsite
Im not about to argue over a focken tit size metaphor
Never underestimate the lack of reading comprehension on this site lmfao
i hope the writers keep striking for so long that your beloved queer pirates turn into foul dust crumbling beneath the feet of giants
When the Harry Potter HBO series comes out, I better not be seeing any of the bullshit justifications that you guys used to justify your Hogwarts Legacy purchases.
"Oh, she won't be making any money from it!" She's the executive producer.
"There's no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway!" That excuse applies when you're talking about things that humans actually need, like food. That excuse does not apply when you're talking about a TV show.
"I have to support the creators!" No you don't. No you fucking don't. If that excuse was true, you'd have to consume every piece of media that was ever created. Besides, Warner Brothers is a billion-dollar corporation. You won't hurt their feelings if you boycott one TV show.
"But it was my childhood!" I don't care. I legitimately do not care.
I don't wanna go through this bullshit again. Just don't fucking watch the series. It's that simple.
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
What are your thoughts on musk?
i hope he dies