*to my redditor transfem gf as i bottom out in her* babe your hole is giving me suuuuch a mouthgasm right now. give me a second i'm getting hit by ALL THE FEELS. youre definitely getting all my updoots. reddit gold my kind woman!
*shes moaning so loud i know she cant hear me* to the front page with you madame!
*shes still moaning as i see her cum* well THAT just happened...
Sad. i thought all the woman haters went to bed
all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???
WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR GIRLS LIKE THIS
op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar
You are not exempt from racism just because your country’s version is not the same as ours
Oh def reblogging this version
this unused cavejohnson line is killing me WHY ARE YOU THE SOURCE OF ALL HER PROBLEMS
The original GLaDOS line about the broken Glass wing was funny in and of itself, in that uniquely Aperature Science quirky way, where you're never sure of exactly why they've done what they have because it's so absurdly weird but you just accept that it's a thing anyway.
But the fact that it was probably directly ordered for by Cave Johnson with ZERO other context or reason given makes it 100000% funnier.
remember: all of 3d is cheating!! so cheat some more!!1 if ur doing a shortcut while 3d modeling or rigging just do it god is going to send u to hell anyway!!!
i love lying in polls
yass gurl go dirty the data quality
electoral fraud is my pasin
my job is a critical race theory and homosexual mannerisms professor at a kingergarden. im there as a paid internship to get my liberalism transsexual masters degree at russio-china community socialism collage
i told my mom about the “sorry about your bf” memes a week or so ago and she’s obsessed with them she loves your boyfriend so much she’s constantly putting him in crazy scenarios and absolutely loving it
she had a dream last night that she was a waitress and she was pouring water into a girl’s cup for her and saw a bug in it and was like “oh no i’m so sorry there’s a bug in your water” and the girl was like “oh no it’s fine that’s just my boyfriend” and then picked him up by the back of his shirt and pulled him out of the water and he was coughing and sputtering
she said the girl set him down on the table while my mom kept apologizing to her and she was just like “oh it’s fine it happens all the time he’ll dry off no worries”
Hey so we told my mom about your boyfriend. Yeah she's been putting him in scenarios and situations ever since. Yeah sorry she's not been this into something in years, sorry.
no bc she’s literally texting me abt your boyfriend from the church pew mid sermon she can’t get him off of her mind he’s like a little plaything to her
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
