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jerry, this peach is subpar.

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"Four stars!" says nobody. Languages. Music. Comedy.  Harry Styles. Bo Burnham. Joanna Newsom. Andrew McMahon. Childish Gambino. Brooklyn Nine Nine. Parks and Rec. Geopolitical Memez.  eyes closed. head first. can't lose.
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i’ll be real, i’ve only logged into this thing again because i’ve been smacked in the face with a load of b99 nostalgia for the days when i didn’t have a serious job and could write fanfic and headcanons to my hearts content

irony of ironies, part of my job is now representing the business interests of NBC Universal. i don’t know if there’s a professional way to tell them that it’s in their best policy interests to keep brooklyn nine nine going for as long as it’s my comfort show, but i welcome all suggestions. 

#i'm a corporate lobbyist now in case anyone saw that coming lol#no hate pls#lil 15 year old me only DREAMED of this
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if ritalin is so great then why have i just decided to sign into tumblr for the first time in six months instead of working on literally any one of my three papers that are due in eleven hours???? checkmate, science

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if ritalin is so great then why have i just downloaded tumblr again for the first time in six months instead of working on my final grad school papers?????

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if ritalin is so great then why have i decided to sign into tumblr for the first time in two years when i have a shit ton of work to do for my serious adult job with serious adult responsibilities 

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if ritalin is so great then why have i just decided to sign into tumblr for the first time in six months instead of working on literally any one of my three papers that are due in eleven hours???? checkmate, science

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if ritalin is so great then why have i just downloaded tumblr again for the first time in six months instead of working on my final grad school papers?????

#im almost a master scientist!!!#with good grades at a good university!!!!#i had a full breakdown this time last year just thinking of grad school#AND NOW I’M ALMOST DONE
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i cannot explain what an absolute joy it was tonight to listen to harry styles speaking catalan onstage in barcelona in front of thousands of catalan people

i’ve been to so many shows in barcelona and this was the very first time that i felt that local catalan culture was accurately and aptly respected - you don’t know what his “us estimo”s and “com estem?”s meant to a room of people whose culture is so often swept over

moltíssimes gràcies harry 🙏

#i love my catalanista son
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i cannot explain what an absolute joy it was tonight to listen to harry styles speaking catalan onstage in barcelona in front of thousands of catalan people

i’ve been to so many shows in barcelona and this was the very first time that i felt that local catalan culture was accurately and aptly respected - you don’t know what his “us estimo”s and “com estem?”s meant to a room of people whose culture is so often swept over

moltíssimes gràcies harry 🙏

#so much better than wearimg a yellow suit#harry styles#catalunya#barcelona
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Anonymous asked:

Niall Horan gay?

he’s your standard straight boy from westmeath model in spite of having spent a lot of time away from there so nah i reckon not but thx for asking the important questions 👌

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i’m at harry and h isn’t here so i’m alone and at this point it’s really tough not to miss him