you shimmy-shook my bones

the end of The Big Short isn’t fucking around

Good time to have this on people’s dashes again

watching people on tiktok consume borax is uh. something.

having to say “don’t eat borax” was not on my 2023 bingo

@the-puffinry

Can’t believe in the year 2023 we have to say: do not consume borax. It will not provide a “parasite cleanse”, it does not combat the “evil fluoride” in your water, and it is not a super mineral. It will damage your organs. Also, it’s not rated for human consumption so frankly, who knows what it’s cross-contaminated with (my personal bet would be arsenic).

Y'all are eating the chemical powder blacksmiths use to purify metal?????

these are the same people who still say “millennials eat tide pods” in 2023

HELLO?

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

The converse house built in 1870 in Norwich, CT

ok boomers

#Can't wait for Barbenheimer

Yo-chan’s new jump trick

yall i just realized the middle guy is Riz Ahmed I remember seeing this post fucking three years ago wtf

So I was doing some research and this fb thing was posted in 2013

and Riz Ahmed didn’t burst onto the Hollywood scene until 2014 with Nightcrawler (I know he was steadily working in England but I’m talking about worldwide fame that only Hollywood brings)

ON TOP of that, he filmed The Night Of in 2012, but it didn’t get released until 2016. Which means in this photo he has already filmed the role that will earn him bank and an Emmy, but in his mind he’s still just a struggling artist who may never “make it”. This image has level 5,000 in power. BUt also it means he was famous before he was famous, and he probably didn’t even know it. What a Godamn STAR

LIKE DO YOU THINK HE KNOWS THERE WAS FAN ART DRAWN OF HIM BEFORE THERE WAS FAN ART DRAWM OF HIM???