dogs in horror II

dogs in horror II

(eyes closing completely) no yeah im awake whags up

last tuesday I got nominated for something so I had to sit on stage for a bit while I lost the award, and then today I saw a photo someone took of it from below where you can mainly see my knees and nostrils and it genuinely bothered me so much that I had to take a nap for 40 minutes

it was like this

Congratulations to memes for making it to the real world.

Nice huge naked tits sorry but i dont give a fck about them thiugh

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

chichen nuggest

b R o G L e

strawbebbies..

this post almost moved me to tears

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

I’m kepchup lmao

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

some additions from my own collection

@shinypenguinpizza I just think you should look at this again

IVE NEVER SEEN YHE LAST 2 REBLOGS BSJWNSIDBS

I cannot buy or use spinach or cream cheese without thinking about this post. It’s about 50-50 whether I can walk by the spinch or cheam creems displays in the store without thinking about it.

Shane presenting on Mystery Files reads like an immortal being telling his human friend about that one crazy day he had a century ago

(so horny i need to be crushed into fine powder & snorted) hello

my toxic trait is that i don’t care how old a post i interact with is on any site ever

i used to spend all my time on deviantart. which (at least at the time) was set up so that you could see an art piece from 2006 and an art piece from yesterday side by side in the search results. then when DA shit itself i moved to the site that’s still cycling “do you love the color of the sky” around. i don’t care that the timestamp is literally right there on sites like instagram and twitter and i think it’s weird to care if someone likes a tweet you made two months ago. the internet is my art gallery and i can and will slap heart stickers on your decade old mona lisas, i don’t know fast paced web culture etiquette and i’m not willing to learn

No Context Crow #258: Lesbian Crows

lots of love for the lesbian horncrow

⚠ Tip! You can attract someone's [white ass] with a piece of [cheese]

underrated fantasy thing is when authors want to avoid giving an actual earth year their story takes place so the characters say shit like "back in the Year Of The Skateboarding Dragon" and all the other characters are like ah yes how could we forget the crops were so plentiful the year that dragon did those sweet sweet kickflips

New cryptid dropped: Small elephant

ADHD

2016

Zhou Wendou

[video description: a short clip showing a large metal sphere in the center of a shallow pool of dark liquid. the same dark liquid is pouring over the sphere, coating it, while windshield wipers installed onto the sphere attempt to wipe it away, only for more liquid to immediately fall and cover the clean spots. end video description.]

“no polyamory at pride” is some chronic no bitches shit. that’s got to be made up. no gay person would say that they’d have no fucking friends

this is all i could think about