Drinking With Sharks

hey if you’re in the U.S. and use food stamps or know somebody who does i found this online cookbook that has recipes for eating well on approximately $4/day :o) 

I don’t have food stamps but I need to know how to eat well for $4/day. Thank you for this.

I love this cookbook!

Tips and tricks on how to survive being working class.

“Better Call Saul” - Available as a tee at  TeePublic and RedBubble

me at the beginning of 2013: THIS IS GONNA BE MY YEAR *has the worst most brutally fucked up year ever*

me at the beginning of 2014: THIS IS GONNA BE MY YEAR *has even worse year*

me at the beginning of 2015: whatever happens happens man i’m done

me: *logs in*

These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gif

I bet he has a trick shot for that as well.

Official Deadpool logo from 20th Century Fox. The film tentatively hits theaters February 12, 2016.

I’m sitting in the parking lot at McDonalds and some country bumpkin guy leans out the window of his ugly ass truck and yells “Hey girl you’re looking hot can I tap that?” And I accidentally yelled “sorry you have to have at least ten teeth to ride this ride” And the GUY IN YHE CAR BESIDE ME IS LIKE CRYING WHY DID I SAY THAT OOPS

Oh my gufking god 

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)

Director: Edgar Wright [Requested by: anonymous]

Director of Photography: Bill Pope

Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1

if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what

Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.

“So what do you do for a living? “I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”

"Die Hard"

Best opening scene 

you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone

I wanna go to a movie with you and do inappropriate things in the back row 

like sneak in candies and soda

and put our feet on the back of people’s chairs

Breaking: Fox News doesn’t lie or exaggerate for once.

THIS IS THE BEST VINE I HAVE EVER SEEN

I can’t listen to this right now but just from the videos alone I can’t stop laughing.

22 veterans a day commit suicide everyday. That is one every 65 minutes.

reminder that suicide is an important issue and your “soldiers are evil” political narrative is completely irrelevant and disgusting.

im tired of things costing money