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I just want to hug Spike Jonze

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Honest to god I could write entire books on the fucked up little micro societies that exist solely in isolated gmod servers

my buddy and I were crawling some servers on gmod one day, just dinking around and being mild nuisances. we found one server where everyone had some ridiculous rank/title–various mythical creatures and wizards and stuff. We bothered someone badly enough (probably made a big mess of barrels or something) that we got put in jail, but we weren’t really interested in playing gmod as much as just goofing off, so we hung around the server for a while. the residents were chatting pretty casually, until someone, in a frantic tone, says “Janus is coming! We need to get this place cleaned up!” Janus logs in, and he has the title of God. Someone sheepishly asks “hey what’s up Janus?” Janus replies with an ear-splittingly loud buzzing static noise that drowns every sound on the server out. me and my buddy absolutely lost our minds

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Really hate to say this but reading Naruto did irreparable damage to some of y’all’s social and mental development

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One time when I was 13 a Naruto weeb tried to ask me out at a summer camp by singing the Naruto theme with new lyrics related to how sexy I was and when I politely declined he ran outside and screamed so hard he shit himself

that was his jutsu

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it’s very funny how the current propaganda around the war in ukraine is going. a month ago, calling this a US proxy war would have you labelled a russian propagandist - now US officials are openly describing it as such. on the converse, acknowledging the existence of nazi battalions in ukraine has gone from being basic fact before the war - to contested in significance - and now outright denied. while advertisements calling the day of victory over nazi germany a day of ‘russian shame’ play in times square, the president of ukraine posts pictures of his soldiers wearing SS-Totenkopf symbols. the present stretches out to encompass history.

We’re very quickly going to see to see “At least the Nazis weren’t Commies” and then “You can’t paint *all* Nazis as completely bad” in mainstream US discourse because of this