do NOT interrupt a man when he’s 4th of july footwerking

They love this btw. This is enrichment for them, and healthy for the ecosystem

Meeting a jerboa (跳鼠) in the Gobi Desert

English added by me :)

not even a millisecond later 

This cat, the moment that bitch has 8 legs:

do NOT step at me on the fourth of footwerk

Not to be #cute on main but I simply will not rest until the Supreme Court as an institution is nothing but ash and soot underneath my feet 😊😊🥰🥰😍

Whoa guys check out this #cute pic I found online 🥰🥰🥰

Image description: A man holding a sign saying do what you will with this public information, (it lists the following names and addresses):

Brett Kavanaugh 3076 Underwood st, Chevy Chase, md 20815

John Roberts 6805 meadow Ln, Chevy Chase, md 20815

Samuel Alito 1120 Greenway Rd Alexandria, Va, 22043

Clarence Thomas 6665 Rutledge Dr, Fairfax Station,

Va 22039

Amy Coney Barrett 2035 Stephanie Marie Dr, Falls Church, Va 22043

Neil Gorsuch 11521 Dalyn Ter Potomac, MD, 20854

The image is posted with the caption whoa guys check out this #cute pic I found online followed by three smiling emojis covered in love hearts.

The #original pic got removed but I say their right to #privacy is #forfeit 🥰🥰😍💖💖

They let me put this online for one day only

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

sorry for being cringe i was trying to have a human experience

more shit i found on pintrest

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

Jimmy Budgett

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

Saw a similar post asking about the top 9 most populous cities worldwide and 98% of respondents do not live in one of those. Was very curious to repeat the experiment using the top US metro areas

Paul

get cropped idiot

Did you just circumcise my post??

imagine something with the power of both a drag racing car and a dracula ........ i shudder to even think of it

maybe even enough room to slam in the back of it....... nay ......... such a thing could never exist.........

That Barbie meme but it's GBF Evoker edition