Funniest possible end to Chuck’s coronation
so during the 2015-16 school year i had a single dorm room in brooklyn heights so i was hosting like crazy and i sucked off like 6 or 7 guys in my dorm. one of them who was notable was this very fit man who came over once or twice. after we finshed i commented that he was in really good shape and i asked him what he did and he said “well i work out but also i do hip hop dance classes” and then did a brief routine for me unprompted and i was like
“Wow bro, thanks for that blowjob!”
What if I told y’all the earth was a skinny legend and her waist was snatched to the gods. Then would y’all finally stan her and do more to fight global warming??? 🤔🤔🤔
oh you want us to stan earth? name any of her number one singles……. that’s what i thought.
I’m pretty sure Earth’s number one single is you, since no one wants to date a clown
they call me mr propaganda because i prop men up and have a ganda at their pretty eyes while i kiss them sweetly. is that anything .
this literally isn't anything but I'm gay so gonna hit rb regardless
they call me mr propaganda because gay people reblog my posts despite them being nothing
This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad
press Ⓧ to PENIS BLAST
something beautiful is happening
tolkien-shitposting
Craig Parker is a gay New Zealand actor and i think was cast in LOTR just to increase the kiwi cast, but that blonde wig looked awful on him and I need people to know the gay dilf that he is.
WHATTTT
