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Hot take: Aziraphale and Crowley aren’t even trying to pretend to behave like each other during the bodyswap. I’ve seen a lot of fics where they spend the night at Crowley’s flat teaching each other how to behave “properly” but I don’t think that’s what happened, to be honest.

Firstly, it contradicts the very notion of them being not that different and having a part of each other in themselves.

Secondly, and most evidently, after the swap they behave absolutely the same as they did before in their own bodies. 

Aziraphale doesn’t try to walk like Crowley and takes a taxi instead of driving the Bentley. Look at his smile: it’s a distinct Aziraphale’s smile, slightly anxious and shy.

Look at Crowley who doesn’t even start blinking, even in Heaven. He saunters; he continues circling Azirahale, looking for any possible signs of danger; he doesn’t change his tone of voice. Remember that neither Aziraphale nor Crowley could have known where exactly they would be captured, and yet they continued behaving like their original selves.

Does anything change upon their arrival to Hell and Heaven? Not much, actually. It’s especially obvious in the cut scene with Eric where Crowley-as-Aziraphale’s behaviour just screams IT’S NOT AZIRAPHALE. 

He still doesn’t blink; he doesn’t stutter. The only thing that he does is fix his bowtie – a habit that he knows belongs to Aziraphale and not because he spent the night training to fix it. It’s simply something that he knows about a person whom he’s been acquainted with for 6000 years. 

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That’s the face you make when you’re the product of a democratic socialist utopian culture where the very concept of currency no longer exists and they’re still somehow not paying you enough to deal with this shite.

Scotty experiences a microagression and momentarily contemplates the potential political and diplomatic ramifications of murdering the only Vulcan on board a Starfleet flagship - 2256, colourised.

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what a deal.

And then your hip would break because their medical staff is garage and they don’t have the same regulations as over so no you’re back to square one you fucking tool

that is american propaganda used to justify their lack of a working healthcare system. it’s not true and even if it was what good would having slightly better healthcare do if it’s only accessible by the richest members of society?

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valendeln

You absolute fucking clown. Lmao

Damn. Spains healthcare sure isnt garage like they said

God Americans are so fucking brainwashed like seriously imagine thinking a first world country in Europe of all places is medically inferior, the patriot brain rot is strong

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The West Wing S. 4 Ep. 3 “College Kids”

Listen to CJ, Kids. She knows of whence she speaks.

Relevant today

Relevant Always

My sister didn’t vote leave or remain and to this day I’m still annoyed by it and won’t let her hear the end of it 🙄

yep. this.

(The numbers may be off; this episode is at least 10 years old. But the message is the same. Get out and vote.)

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tzikeh

Episode is 16 years old, and the percentages have increased. So VOTE.

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lynati

Please show up! You matter more than you think.

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elfwreck

Look, we know it’s not that college-age kids are lazy or indifferent.

It’s hard to vote. It’s hard to figure out when and where and how, especially if you’re living on campus or anywhere away from whoever’s declaring you on their taxes. What’s your address for the sake of voting? How do you register? Where do you get voting info? Who the hell are all these names and how do I find out more about the ones that aren’t in the top three races? What the hell does a Parks District Board of Directors do, anyway?

This is sometimes complicated for me, and I’ve lived at the same place for more than 20 years. 

It’s made hard for you ON PURPOSE. Voting originally belonged to white male landowners, and they have fought like hell to keep it from being extended to anyone else. And every time some new group got the right to vote, they worked to make it hard for that new group to actually exercise that right.

Try not to think of voting as “your civic duty” or “your way to shape the future.” Those are buzzwords that everyone knows damn well you’re likely to ignore until you feel stable - until you have an address and a job and a plan for the next five years that’s not “um maybe things will get better?” 

Fuck that. Think of voting as “How I Can Annoy Those Assholes,” and keep it at the front of your mind that Those Assholes are hoping very hard that you won’t show up to do it. That they’re trying to hide it from you, and doing everything short of outright lying (…okay, sometimes including outright lying) to keep you from finding out how it works.

Don’t vote to Make A Better America.

Vote to make Those Assholes scared of you. 

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igxbaddies

Screenshot, reposted over and over.

this is false, as the space is created by a layer of glass. some mirrors do not have this layer of glass, and fail this “test” even though they’re just mirrors. here are some tips on how to tell if a mirror is fake:

  • a 2-way mirror literally has to be set into the wall because it’s not a mirror, it is a window. most normal mirrors are hanging on the wall, not set into it.
  • you can use a flashlight to shine on the mirror, if it’s a 2-way you’ll be able to see right through it.

^^^

Source: igxbaddies