I Don't Know

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

yes

are you a “sleeping and taking naps all the time” mentally ill person or a “i toss and turn all night and stare at the ceiling” person

Ha ha jokes on you I’m both

depression nap in the streets, up all night pondering corporeal existence in the sheets.

Same

I’m like 105% tired.

You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.

i’m screaming

dear fucking dudes: can we just fucking stop. can we just fucking stop being fucking gross to women. can we just fucking stop being fucking gross and manipulative and fucking shitty. for once. One time. just. fucking. don’t. 

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

   I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”

  That is really nice, but I am not gay???

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.

do y'all remember in sharkboy and lavagirl (aka the greatest cinematic masterpiece of our time) how lavagirl had that realization towards the end and was all like “omg i’m not fire, i’m light” or whatever the hell, i think we all need that level of self positivity in 2017 tbh lavagirl is the icon we’ve all slept on for the last 12 years

#a woman 

lol

I’m weeping

hey lesbians remember thinking about getting married when u were little and heteronormativity made u think it had to be a guy and it didn’t look all that appealing but now the thought of having a wife makes u cry tears of joy SMASH that mf reblog button if u can’t wait to get a wife

I never knew the details of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. This is so fucked up.

“But when you get married, will you choose to be with a man or a woman?”

Idk aunt Sally, if I get married as many times as you have I can probably mix it up.

Somebody call the pain clinic cause you’re gonna be needing some long term care for that burn.

OOOOOO OOH SHIT

in case you were wondering what kate as edie falco as lucy from charlie brown was like…. which you probably werent

fuck watch this