Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other
In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy
In his defense his
wife triple dog dared him and
called him a pussy
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.
Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂
*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:
Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.
Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)
Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc
So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.
If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.
And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.
Ignoring canon heights for characters, here’s what I want some of their heights to be:
Clark Kent: Exactly one inch taller than Bruce Wayne (Batman is one and a half inches taller than Bruce Wayne for….secret identity….reasons……)
Oliver Queen: One inch shorter than Bruce Wayne
Adult Damian Wayne: Precisely one half inch shorter than Jason Todd. It doesn’t even matter what shoes he wears; Jason is consistently a half inch taller than him at any measurement and it drives him insane.
Tim Drake: 5’8”
Stephanie Brown: 5’9”
Cassandra Cain: 5’6”
Duke Thomas: 6’0”
Dick Grayson: 5’11 3/4”
Wally West: 6’2”
Roy Harper: 6’2”
Donna Troy: 6’2”
This is what I’m picturing:
Alternatively:
I think it’d be funny if Damian passed Bruce in height but couldn’t quite pass Jason. And also Jason being taller than Bruce is great.
Bruce can be 6’3” and Batman can be 6’5”. For reasons. That have nothing to do with Superman. Or his kids.
do u guys wanna see the best picture of fish i ever took
council has spoken. here she is
I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary
Jason showing up at Dick's precinct in Bludhaven in the full Red Hood costume: hey Dick, look at this huge moth that I found --
Dick: get that out of here --
Jason: *releases mutant moth into the precinct and runs out* whoops, there it goes
Dick: you fucker --
Other guy at the precinct waiting until Red Hood is safely out of earshot because he does, in fact, have some sense of self-preservation: What the hell did you do, Grayson, steal his cereal?
Dick, now remembering that he did, in fact, finish off Jason’s cereal yesterday and Jason is nothing if not petty:
Dick: You know what, maybe I did. What of it?
my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day
I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive
i took 3 years of film classes and i still don't fucking understand how the camera obscura works. thats magic to me idc
this? sorcery. they should arrest this guy
people explaining this to me are missing the point. yes i know its a physics thing. i know our eyes work the same way. however. i simply believe light shouldn't work like that
