Cow Obama: uhhhh let me be stear
Sheep Obama: uhhhh let me be shear
Buck Obama: uhhhh let me be deer
Bear Obama: uhhhh let me be fear
Hunter-Gatherer Obama: uhhhh let me be spear
Industrial Revolution Obama: uhhh let me be gear
glass obama: uhhh let me be clear
really close up obama: uhhh let me be near
overjoyed obama: uhhh let me be cheer
prophetic obama: uhhh let me be seer
serval obama: uhhh let me be ear
married obama: uhhh let me be dear
I want OP to know that because of this post, I entered my cat in a show as a household pet. He even got 1st place in a couple of the judgings!
sometimes neurodivergence questions will be like ‘do you find activities more enjoyable when they are activities you enjoy’ and it really makes me wonder if this ‘neurotypical’ thing has just been a big practical joke all along
AMD GOD GAVE THE BEAST-KINGS GIFTS THAT THEY MIGHT SHARE WITH THEIR PEOPLE:
To the Wolf, god gave ripping teeth, and the Law of the Pack.
To the Bear, god gave crushing jaws, and terrible strength
To the Falcon, god gave slicing talons, and great sight
And to the Shrimp, god gave the concussive plasma cannon.
i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.
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whatever i guess nobody've read that so imma just drop the screenshots
watched columbo for the first time tonight it was so swag. i like how he doesn't show up for 15-20 minutes. he should get a subspace emissary style freezeframe and nameplate when he makes his first appearance in each episode
about to lie to the government by using my google generated SSN
the shot of the crowd just absolutely fucking despondent at leffen winning evo with happy chaos is seriously going to kill me
oooh, so thats why Ash didn't become a pokemon master for like 50 years
consider: post op womb tattoo with a down arrow that reads "MYSTERY FLESH PIT"
matching tramp stamp pointing down that says "WE KNOW THIS ONE THO"
I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????
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Y'all do know scott cawthon is making money off of the fnaf movie AND he donates to republican politicians who have been supporting the anti trans legislation going on?? Right.. righ???
I used to have the animated form of this, damn I need to find it
@staff openly tagging face selfies of trans women as sexual content after you already lost ONE lawsuit over queerphobic moderation is quite a fucking move
