Dreamscape Kids Writing Society

working as a writer on star wars related stuff after george lucas had to be hilarious because you've got this incredibly serious edgy character you wrote and suddenly george is like "pick between these two names: Darth Perverse or Darth Enormous"

As my brother, a big SW fan, has told me, the names are part of the identity.

on Darth Insanius

Me showing the gorillas DK combos so they can become the apex species:

@muscosus and i were talking about knuckles coming over to visit team dark and cleaning up bc he cant stand the way they fuckin live

Reblog if you love “family dinner time.”    

You’re a bitch because you don’t have this url

my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed

having ethically debatable sex with my morally ambiguous wife

woahhhh

#aw yeah nuclear fusion /j

"I could totally handle it, I think."

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bringing this back because this is the funniest part of a 38 minute video that got copyright striked and took down this girls entire channel

i want to be playing the fighting game in sakurai's latest video so bad

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

Source

teetotailer

first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store

"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping

Underrated in the “tweets with nearly daily usefulness” pantheon IMO

deliberately forging a long distance polycule such that each member is situated at the point of a pentagram around the united states and when we charge our JO crystals at the same time all walmart supercenters are replaced by affordable housing

i dont mind the fma tags but this is actually the funniest thing someone's tagged this as

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

reblog heavy