ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

this blog does not support the production or consumption of cole slaw

My amazing piece I won in an Instagram contest from HVY glass(check them out on Instagram!) I’m obsessed with this. I love love love the pink 💖😍

Beautiful!!

*cracks egg over iphone* maybe now she will finally love me back

the american public education everybody

(via high4l)

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

I wore a sexyish costume on Halloween and this guy on the street ran up to me and made like he was jacking off and making obscene sounds at me and I was horrified so I changed into my silly banana costume and a man came up to me and said he wanted to stick his banana in me so moral of the story is that it doesn’t matter what you wear, men will always ruin everything

(via drugsruleeverythingaroundme)

?i want to die all of a sudden

stop putting raisins in things I would otherwise enjoy eating

You are being unraisinable.

how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

(via our-temporary-insanity)

pizza night 

todays evening