could be, will be, still am; by god, still am

Aragorn is saying “potato” and “wait that’s my horse”

spn writers were cowards

Aragorn study

Been rewatching LotR lately and I couldn’t resist

Stargate Atlantis “The Tao of Rodney”

HEY HEY @fawnnbinary HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

CRYING SCREAMING THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH MINI!!!!!!!!!!

My lovely friend @simplymyselff requested Jaskier hitting Geralt with his lute (maybe because he was afraid of him being a ghost) and patching him up because he feels guilty, so this is my attempt at it. Enjoy! CW: minor injury, blood, terminal stupidity from both of the boys.

There is someone in Jaskier’s chambers.

He woke up with a start a minute ago when a crashing noise broke the silence of the late evening. From his bed, he could see the window in the tiny living room of his student lodgings gaping open, the panes gently swaying with the light breeze of the summer night. He’s sure he closed it before going to bed; some drunkards had been belting out sea shanties in the street below and he needed to get some sleep before tomorrow’s exams.

There had been a quick scuffle, and then nothing, but Jaskier can see a large shadow moving in his living room from where he’s pressed against the wall now, his heart beating wildly. The light of the almost full moon bathes the room in an ethereal atmosphere, and the silhouette is moving from one side of his tiny living room to the other, silent. Slowly, it approaches the open door of Jaskier’s bedroom, and all he sees is a flash of white before he grabs the nearest object and swings with all his might towards the tall figure. It might not be of any use against a ghostly apparition, but Julian Alfred Pankratz is not going down without a fight.

There is a splintering of wood, a discordant twang, and a loud and heartfelt “Fuck!” that is definitely not at all ghostly, before Jaskier is thrown against the wall by a strong arm.

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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

no come back ma’am

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

underwater wife

Underwater love of my underwater life

There are benefits to being a marine biologist

underwater girlfriend underwater wife underwater love of my underwater life underwater benefits to underwater studies turning underwater sharks into underwater buddies underwater lovers are the partly sharky sirens seen if you’ve achieved degrees in underwater science

… couldn’t help it….

this man. he is speaking to the ETERNAL struggle. my god.

where to begin?

the list of chores. gotta go to multiple places. the meat hook-up. it’s all true!

I think we should try to remember that "Your rage is morally justified" and "Your rage is expedient" are rarely both true at the same time

So uuuuuuuh new trailer huh.

I gotta be honest i didn't comprehend nearly as much as I should've, I was busy rotating a sopping wet bard in my brain,,,,

I definitely want to rewatch it tho, I wanna pay attention to the rest as well!

Pretty Ballads Hide Bastard Truths

i’m absolutely sure they have the right man

A good luck kiss

Anonymous said:

This might seem like a stupid art prompt, but could you draw Jaskier comforting Yennefer, after she shows him that she is scared after she was captured (the season two promo picture of Yen), please? Thanks so much!

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Hey anon not stupid at all! I hope you enjoy it

back on my bullshit

it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this

closeups under the cut (if the readmore works lmao)

Jaskier doesn't have enough pretty outfits but he should

Would it make sense when traveling? no. But he looks cute!