adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

life gets so much better when you realize you can literally do whatever the fuck you want if you dont care what anyone thinks about you

Fun fact one time my cat pissed somewhere totally inappropriate and my dumb ass thought it would be a great idea to pour bleach on it to make sure he never peed there again. I gassed myself out of my own home
Well fuck.
Remember kids! Don't clean up urine or urine byproducts with bleach or bleach derivatives.
dare i say that stuffed animals are one of the single greatest inventions of all time and im thankful every day for the fact that someone thought to make animals but in huggable plush form…..saved me from a lot of bad nights and nightmares as a kid, i love you stuffed animals

You may offer your thanks to Magarete Steiff

She lived in Germany and could be considered as the first person to sew stuffed animals merly for children to play with and to counter the common “hard” toys out of wood or metal wich were popular back then.
There is even so much more to the story, because she was as you can see paraliezed from polio, she couldnt walk or use her right arm, she had to fight all her life just to be accpeted as a human being, she wasnt even allowed to sit in the front row of church in her home village and had a pretty abusive mother. One time she and her brother almost drowned but the townpeople only attempted to save her brother because he was healty. Her father saved her from drowning in last minute.
Only her father and brother stood behind her, still she learned to accept her faith and make the best out of it. After a failed operation she said she had gone around living this way anyways. She started to sew, more importantly she started to sew with a sewing machine wich was realy new at this time. People would not buy from her at first but then she made a realy beautyfull dress for her best friend and suddenly everyone was crazy for her work.
Then she started to sew little elephants as pincushions, but when she attempted to sell them around christmas she quickly realized that for one children were crazy for them and wanted them as toys and also. this was what she wanted to do, bringing happiness to kids.
She expanded futher and gave work to over 20 women as sewers in her factory, her brother helped her to do so, and she started producing stuffed animals of all kinds (almost) their trademark was a button sewed into every anmals ear. It still is to this day.
Whit the economy crisis her factory, and she almost lost it, she already couldnt pay her workers, he factory was about to be forceclosed and the last hope was a toy fair they would attend,
and then she had an idea, she sewed a bear, the very first stuffed toy bear there was, with moveable head and limbs and realy soft fur and glass eyes, it was beautyfull, but at the toyfair most people thoght it was to expensive
most people because one american buyer fell in love with the bears, he bought them all and he ordered 3000 more, it saved the factory
you may ask why would anyone need 3000 stuffed toy bears easy, to support and advertise the candidacy of Theodore Roosevelt as the U.S. president, trough that the toy bear invented by Magarete Steiff became well known as the
Teddy Bear

<3

Disability history matters!
The fact that she faced so much ableism and discrimination in her life was indeed sad (and infuriating!) – and that may be the reaction of many abled people when they hear her story (the poor disabled little girl).
But the fact that she survived, and innovated, and brought modern machines to her hometown, and advocated for herself, and brought joy to so many people, in spite of that discrimination (and I do mean “spite”) is not sad at all.
It’s downright victorious!

I owe this woman my life stuffed animals are the best and I’m so glad to finally know who to thank for my babies

why is this woman so unknown!
Stuffed toys changed the world for the better
She brought the best type of change: one that only and absolutely brought about happiness so
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I am a completely different woman than I was this time last year. And I’ll be a completely new woman by this time next year. I can’t wait to learn who I’ll be. I can’t wait to see who I am tomorrow.
ahhh honey, people lie about being sick
Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion

always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:
always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net
There will always be people who will take advantage of something. But they’re not a reason to destroy a whole program. They used to call this “throwing the baby out with the bathwater.”
I studied fraud. About 10% of people will steal even if they don’t need to. Another 10% will never steal no matter what circumstances they’re in. But the remaining 80% could go either way, depending on circumstances.
I’ve had a teacher friend use this example for his students as well. 10% will do terrible no matter what advantages they have, 10% will do well no matter what disadvantages they have, but the majority depend on their environment.
My point is, when making policy, we need to focus on what would help the majority, not on the people at either extreme.
Also “food stamp fraud” means like, selling your food stamps for cash- to buy all of the this that you need that food stamps does’t fucking cover. I have had clients who used to (it isn’t even “stamps” anymore, it’s a card) sell their stamps for cash so they could afford their medication.
The “fraud” that so many people talk about is often people resorting to that so they have money to pay for other necessities.

I CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT TAKE MY CAT TO PROM. WHAT A FOOL I AM!!!!

That face
when i’m an old lady i want to be one of those women that has a house full of potted plants & weird rocks & crystals with a cluttered garden that just looks after her animals & paints & minds her own business with her crazy hair. And i’ll go visit my friends to have tea & they’ll be happy too

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