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@dreaming-mushroom

😴 edgy 🌻 vampire 🧛 🖤 i will steal you what's up bitches bros and nonbinary hoes! Don't expect consistency from me this blog is random reblogs, ramblings about whatever I'm hyperfixating on atm, and occasional shilling about my favorite obscure manga and cnovels.
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it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room

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mudkipbitch

by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human

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mudkipbitch

this is what her room looks like on a good day

note how even the hardcovers arent safe

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illegaluturn

dude

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[ID: A full-body drawing of Jon and Martin from the Magnus Archives kissing in a supply closet. Jon is a thin tall Indian man with long, dark curly hair. Martin is a fat white man with short hair and glasses who is slightly shorter than Jon. The drawing is rendered in murky green colors, with highlights in yellow. Martin leaned back against a shelf, tilting back under his weight, causing items on the shelf to fall backward. Jon is pressing Martin into the shelf, holding Martin's face in one hand and holding on to the shelf to keep it from falling with the other. Martin clutches Jon's shirt, and holds the back of his head. They are illuminated from above by a single bare bulb hanging from the ceiling.

The supply closet is cramped and dirty and filled with many items on shelves. Items include cleaning supplies, boxes, and crumpled paper. Strings of black magnetic tape hang from various shelves and from the ceiling. A mop hangs on one wall near a bucket labeled "MOP WATER (HAUNTED)." There is a CO2 fire extinguisher on the ground, close to a tape recorder, with spools of magnetic tape unfurling from inside. There are two jars labeled "???" on different shelves. One of the jars appears to have eyeballs floating in murky water, while the other has a vague bulbous shape inside that could be a large worm or an organ of some kind. Two ghostly faces are hidden in the drawing, one under a shelf and one in a box. End Image ID]

KISS A MAN IN A HAUNTED CLOSET (still technically kinda in time for @jonmartinweek :3 office romance prompt)

Jon knows Martin has panic attacks.

Not, like, Knows knows.

They’ve just been working adjacently to one another for long enough that he’s picked up on it, as one does.

However, a simulacrum of terminal burrowing before a panic attack is new, so perhaps that’s why it disturbs him.

those jiang siblings really know how to pick their boyfriends

there’s been an abundance of The Good Place & Jason Mendoza in my tweeter timeline lately and i remembered some of my favorite lines from that amazing man so yes these are all jason quotes shafkjshfaskfh

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had a dream last night where marbles were back en vogue and everyone carried their marbles around in cute little pouches that they'd clip onto their backpacks or purse straps or belt loops so they'd always have their marbles on them and your marbles were deeply personal objects that showcased your individual personality and people would get really passionate and proud of them and playing for keeps was a deeply serious and honor-bound affair and i played a game with an old man while waiting for a bus and he told me how he met his wife while playing in a for-keeps tournament and in a miracle shot he knocked out her most precious marble a brilliant sparkling green one with an inside like a geode and when he looked up he found she was crying at its loss and so right there on the spot he proposed to her so that she could divorce him and take it back in the divorce "but in the end," he told me, "she kept me and the marble" and i awoke teary and resentful to be ripped from a fleeting world that had found for itself such a small and beautiful peace