Some Mad Hope

If you love Disney, you must follow this blog!

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

Ed Sheeran | Stay With Me (Sam Smith Cover)

THANK YOU SWEET BABY JESUS IN THE MANGER

hit that reblog button so fast

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

xx

already has her priorities sorted 

Pam gets it.

props to Pam’s parents on raising a smart little girl

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via feellng)

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

xx

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

*deep breath*

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING GROPE THEM

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN THEY RESPECT COMPETITION MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PERSON THEY’RE TRYING TO GET WITH

Your mind is like a juicebox, and I don’t have a straw.

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.