Every once in a while, Nim gets a spaghetti noodle. 

It’s great. 

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Do NOT bother my boy. 

DO. FUCKING. NOT.

What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.

WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

any time u like a boy juss know u played yourself always keep that stored in ya mind for later

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You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I lack the motivation to motivate myself

Do it for your dog

Me: curves 99% of the niggas tryna talk to me

Me: ……gets curved by the nigga I actually want

Equivalent exchange

white people think the world belongs to them… however, what goes around, comes around

God is good

Look at the animal kingdom doing the lords work

Amen Hallelujah, won’t He do it.

the circle of life 👌

Whatever you do comes back 3 fold

Natural selection

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.

Breaking news:

Girls actually love nice guys, it’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are.

I find this really hard to believe, as every time I’m interested in a girl she ends up with an asshole and I end up friendzoned or worse.

Imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed at, but somehow remaining blissfully unaware of that fact…

Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.

today a guy asked me to “get creative with my pics” so i sent him this