Horrible addition! Thanks
Why are you always so mean?
sorry when i was younger a tumblr user pushed my mom off a cliff
People have forgotten they’re a part of nature too. They can’t live without nature, yet they meddle with it and destroy it. They always think they can create something better.
“Light thinks it travels faster than anything, but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds that darkness has always gotten there first, and is waiting for it.”
— Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man (via larmoyante)
why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch
he is one
h-hey😣 sowwy im newvous 😣😣 you’w so cute 😓😓 fwickkkkkk
i cant believe i am alive to see the worst thing thebootydiaries ever wrote
u must not have seen the other things i post
Squidolus [Day:597 Hour:0]
This is what I woke up to at 7 am
We’ll never reach this level of comedy again… :(
My RDR2 playthrough
good morning everyone lets just go back to sleep
What if life had loading screens.
You walk into Walmart, and it’s just like
we are a generation of sleepy lovers, of big-hearted rebels, of tired fighters. we are a generation worn out, but unwilling to back down.
imagine if we woke up one day and all modern medicine was replaced with warrior cat herb knowledge
someone breaks their leg and the paramedics arrive. one pulls a huge wad of spider ass thread out and starts wrapping their leg while the other shoves a bunch of leaves into their mouth
me every month: has my period AGAIN
me every month:

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.
Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)
So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good
What the FUCK are you talking about
I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute
What
Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods
Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?
MOTOR OIL??????
me, yelling at my anxiety: heart palpitations are UNNECESSARY!!! nothing is happening you melodramatic fool!!!
my anxiety, shouting through a megaphone and ignoring me like a petulant child: 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better wATCH OUT 🎶 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎶 yOu BeTTeR wAtCh oUt 🎶
Pablo is getting a bath
Triglav National Park - Slovenia (by Stijn Nieuwendijk)
Opposite Poles by Denis Loebner








