i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right
I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur
week 4 of kittenhood is the peak. their ears haven’t even straightened out and they have triangle tails. unbelievable.
once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away
cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point
enough intimate house parties could cure everything that’s ever been wrong with me
i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this
"Everyone thinks of changing themselves but no one thinks of changing himself." - Leo Tolstoy
we could just say mutuals I would have sex with instead of pussy footing around all the time it's always mutuals to get trapped in the Saw bathroom with or some shit with you people
fun fact: western shirts' buttons are snaps instead of normal buttons so cowboys can more easily tear each other's clothes off without ruining them in the heat of the moment
kitten daddy’s going to be completely honest, you need to get a fucking job







