fuck zodiacs I’ll judge people by their birthday playing card if ur a three of clubs I’m blocking you

Not gonna lie, I'm sort of confused with my result.

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

*Kicks down door* HEYO, I'M IZO-

how to draw arms ? ? 

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

^^^^^^^^^^

I NEARLY CHOKED

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

finally. i can be accurate

thank you for this wonderful gift

I will be reposting this because of two reasons.

1.) This will come in handy in the future if I ever have trouble drawing arms again

2.) I found this post funny because of the other poses- Bless you all-

The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off

This makes me so happy ☺️

Yesssss😭 I damn near cried

I LOVE THIS OMFG

YOOOOOOOOOOO THATS AMAZING!!!!!

Can someone help me understand I wanna cry to ..I feel something went over my head

The woman in the bathroom is trans and is scared that if she comes out of the stall the women that walked in will insult or harass her. but when she comes out they compliment her on her dress instead. The add ends with saying “stress tested for women.” It means Secret is including trans women in their definition of women. 

I have reblogged this three times now, each one mentioning the fact that Secret not only included a trans woman, but that they /had the other women compliment her dress and treat her with respect/. I will reblog this every time I see it because it’s so important. More companies should involve trans people in their marketing - we do exist. Props to Secret for getting in on this movement. It makes me really happy to see more of the trans community represented in daily television.

I was waiting for the night bus at 1am the other night, eating fries, when a dude, high as fuck, tried to harass me. It took several “I don’t want to talk to you, please go away” for him to finally move, but I think it helped that another man was giving him the death stare and clicking his tongue at him. He then checked I was okay and whether I knew the guy or not. Good dude.

Shout out also the man who silently switched places with me on another night bus to be a buffer between me and a guy who had threatened me. Thank you

Men: this here? This here is what you need to be doing as allies. The men who harass and insult women are not likely to take our complaints about it seriously. But you, another man, they will listen to. 

I was pumping gas at like 10 PM one night, and these bunch of drunk guys came walking up to the gas station, and one of them yelled over to me if I wanted to see his dick.  His friend says to him, “You don’t have anything she wants to see.” and apologized.  It was pretty awesome.

this is all we want from men. to recognize the wrongs done by other men, and acknowledge it. not give us shitass defense like, “not all men do that”

oh judy hopps got her abortion btw in case u were wondering

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

having adblock

Sites that forbid adblock

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

this post gets better everytime i see it

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

When you have to wait to skip the ad

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

@extraordinaquari

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

It got better.

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

When an ad plays awesome music

MY DASH HAS BEEN BLESSED

WHAT ABOUT ADS THAT SUDDENLY APPEAR AND START TALKING WITH NO CONTEXT

Ads that suddenly appear and start talking with no context

i love this post omg

Someone make this better please

when the ad is in another language

Re reblogging because I saw it again and I’m dying again.

*chokes on coffee*

I’ve got blessed from this

I FINALLY FOUND THIS AGAIN HELL YEAH

She has been blessed by the gods of lifting. May her gains be forever yuge.

Boi i was not ready

@smashcut

she lets them feel her biceps

Game developers please take notes: when you allow for ‘muscular’ options for women, please give us arms that are at least this size! Not that dainty shit you keep pawning off on us.

…yeah, there’s something kinda hot about a woman who could rip you in half.

You can see the gay panic setting in on the one with the black skirt after she feels the bicep.

b/c i’ve never seen this post with her name in it i’m going to add it here.

Her name is Yeon-Woo Jhi and she won the Arnold Classic Europe in 2013.

It's been so long since I've seen this video

Unmute !

@littlemistrashqueen

@hell-of-a-copter

@bot-with-a-blog

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

I Made $750 For Nothing

I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty

I too require money.

would like some money plz

reblogging bc after I saw this last time I found out that I haven’t been getting my orphan’s benefit because of an administrative issue, not because I no longer qualify, and got a whole year of back pay

Reblogging because I just got a letter in the mail that there is still some money in my 401k from the job I got pettily fired from and so I’ll be getting somewhere around $650 dollars, thereabouts, in about a month.  I MEAN WHAT.  Witches of Tumblr, my hat is off to you.

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

i want to personally give everyone who reblogged this a high five

Fun things:

Drawing a comic of a character going through 4 emotions consecutively in a span of a few seconds

Not quite as fun things:

Watching your beloved oc’s heart shred to bits in the process

I hope you like PAIN

M Y H E A R T H U R T S QwQ

Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

do this again >:3c

Okay, I've never seen Digimon Adventure Tri but this hit me hard in the feels 😢😭

i started seeing screenshots of tumblr users receiving messages from a blog called “sexygirlmax2019”

this is, of course, standard on tumblr, to receive porn bot messages

they were exceptionally weird “Hey peebrain -you teleport?” “Hi pea for brains…. can you teleport?”

checking the timestamps, all of sexygirlmax2019’s posts have been made today they’re formatted impeccably like bot messages and posts but they’re just a little off

this isn’t a bot this is a human controlling a blog acting like a bot all of the links?? aren’t porn links mysterious bit.ly links to this site: https://max2019.neocities.org/ if you “click here to instantly transport” you get taken to > /seraphim.html if you click it again > /cherubim.html again > /thrones.html …which returns a “Page Not Found” error

Porn Bot ARG

So I ran the mp3 you could get from /cherubim.html through a sstv scanner and got this back

Which is just straight up the image from /seraphim.html.

But the it’s weird, when I went back to /cherubim.html the page changed from a picture and an mp3 download to this:

And when I clicked on that I was taken to /firstsphere/thrones.html which looked like this:

When I clicked on THAT I was taken to /secondsphere/dominions.html and greeted to this disturbing image:

The last eye was apparently clickable which took me to /secondsphere/powers.html which looked like this:

the text on it reads: “H.U.R.L

Hierarchy of Uniform Resource Locators”

??????????

So /dominions.html just changed to this:

and /powers.html changed to:

BUT since making this update, the file for the image is no longer there! So it looks like:

Clicking on the (now missing) picture, it takes you to /secondsphere/light1.html which looks like:

Clicking that takes you to /secondsphere/light2.html, whick looks like how /powers.html looks:

Clicking that takes you back to /secondsphere/light1.html, which has JUST NOW gotten worse:

/secondsphere/light2.html now has the same image as  /secondsphere/light1.html but it now takes you to /secondsphere/light3.html which looks like:

which takes you to /secondsphere/virtues.html which is currently blank.

/secondsphere/virtues.html updated and now looks like:

Clicking on the image currently takes you to /thirdsphere/principalities.html which looks like:

The text reads “Struggle with thy doubts! Cast them aside! Forsake not thy faith! Sickness will not take thee!”

and the image is a gif titled wrestling

the next page is titled /archangels.html; currently blank

someone get night mind on this

So I tried to talk to her and I’m a little nervous now. Do you think this person might actually be in danger….?

I may overthink a lot, but this could be something bad..

UPDATE: There is now a /thirdsphere/angels.html page

(Added both still image and gif)

It is a gif much like the ones above, with the angel glitching out and disappearing and such. Nothing has been updated beyond this as of yet.

it says “found you” in the tab title

it says “it hurts” if you hover over that image

so after clicking that photo i was taken to this?

then if you click this it takes you to the “child growth page and then clicking again takes you to this blog https://lovely5500.tumblr.com/ theres not much there but they do mention something called “enricks” so after going to google i found a site called http://enricks.angelfire.com/

clicking on the womans face causes the text to distort

its also worth noting theirs a code at the bottom of the page 

clicking “enricks” takes you to this page

if you click “bypass login” your taken to this page 

which links to this video: https://youtu.be/McFRonD-sjg heres the discription:

and thats all ive been able to find so far.

Help the max link updated with a hear me link that leads to this creepy livestream.

THE LIVESTREAM IS BACK AND IT SAVED AN IMAGE YESTERDAY. OH FUN.

There’s a brand new “see me here” link which takes you to “documentation.html” and this image, entitled “purify”: 

There’s a screech playing in the background. Decoding it into an SSTV image results in this: 

Which… isn’t much,  but it’s something.

The “hear me here” link updated too:

The Vocaroo clip sounds like frogs or perhaps crickets (i’m gonna go with frogs because of the frog imagery at lovely5500′s blog) and later on, ragged breathing.

cherubim.html also got a pretty exciting update, now emitting a screech that translates into this:

More eyes, what looks like a crying face on the lower right, and text that says “MATTHEW”twice (the bottom one looks like handwriting…?)

Exciting stuff!

(I also suspect a connection with brunomarsreal, another “porn bot” that has been acting… er, out of line recently, but they could easily be a copycat or just someone having fun. Either way, I messaged them - we’ll see.)

IMMEDIATE update: The screech at documentation.html JUST changed, now revealing what looks like the top half of a face!

News on the “see me” page (documentation.html): Another Vocaroo link popped up in the source code, alongside the word “need”. The .mp3 is another SSTV source that translates into… whatever this is:

Has anybody got any ideas on what that could be?

Watching this post develop is honestly giving me life someone please solve this mystery